I completely ballsed up - children help

[electrogirl]

LOL! Really? Ahahahahaha.


I'm completely fucked.

Oh, I thought you had syphillis?

 

[dodgepot]

It was funny when QoG said it

nothing you said was funny no matter who said it.

 

[Sadken]

Ok, I would actually wear that though.

 

[Sadken]

Oh, I thought you had syphillis?

Right, I want to nip these hurtful rumours in the bud right now:

I have syphillis.

 

[skyscraper101]

Sainsbury's are selling 'my first phone' instore for 12p!

http://hotukdeals.com/item/383566/sainsbury-s-my-first-phone-12p-inst

 

[madzone]

It really, truly is utterly useless but nice, isn't it?

Well, they used it at the christening so it wasn't utterly useless in that sense and it's a Cornish one with the script in kernewek. As he lives in Dublin we wanted to get him something that represented his cornish side.

But yeah, utterly useless for the baby.

 

[Sadken]

Shit! Do not! Do not! I do not have syphillis!

 

[Sadken]

Sainsbury's are selling 'my first phone' instore for 12p!

http://hotukdeals.com/item/383566/sainsbury-s-my-first-phone-12p-inst

yeah, I'm all over hotukdeals, believe me! 12p seemed a bit tight though. and yes, I do measure how much I love someone with how much money I am prepared to spend on them.

 

[madzone]

nothing you said was funny no matter who said it.

No-one thinks I'm funny today. Ken is cross with me for saying I groom 23 yr olds, you don't think I'm funny, quimcunx thinks I look better with curly hair...

Maybe I'm still alseep and this is just a horrible dream

 

[quimcunx]

Shit! Do not! Do not! I do not have syphillis!

You're just making it worse for yourself now.

 

[Sadken]

Shall I just get her a printer or something like that? Do you dare me?

 

[Saffy]

Ernest Jones aren't bad for keepsakey stuff.

My boy has the Teddy bears picnic wind up carousel.

http://www.ernestjones.co.uk/webstore/browse/N/67+121/

The tooth fairy box is quite sweet.

 

[electrogirl]

My godmother got me a china egg with a Beatrix Potter scene on it for my christening.

 

[Sadken]

Ken is cross with me for saying I groom 23 yr olds,

If anything, I love you more, not less.

 

[cesare]

A cuddly toy for now and a half sovereign for laterz.

 

[electrogirl]

Yes i made a serious answer post.

 

[Sadken]

Tranmere Utd-v-Yeovil Town tickets are now a fiver each....

 

[mrsfran]

That is nice, but I'm trying to avoid any overtly Catholic stuff, cos I hate the Catholic church and pretty much all religion except Jedi and Scientology. And I only like Scientology ironically.

That's an upside-down (ie Satanic) cross, you div.

 

[electrogirl]

Get her a mug that says 'crazy chick' on it.

 

[electrogirl]

That's an upside-down (ie Satanic) cross, you div.

hahah sadken. you div.

 

[madzone]

Shall I just get her a printer or something like that? Do you dare me?

I think you should get her a goat from oxfam

 

[Yetman]

Tear out a piece of flesh and give it to her in a sandwich bag. Or die for her sins. You cant offer more than that.

 

[Sadken]

Fucking COME ON THEN, FRAN!!!!

 

[cesare]

I wish all my relatives had bought me a sovereign or half sovereign for my christening.

I still have a silver napkin ring though

 

[quimcunx]

Just order her a quaich off the internetz. You might be able to get one in estuary english.

 

[Sadken]

I think you should get her a goat from oxfam

Best idea so far actually. Can't see mum or dad loving it though.

 

[mrsfran]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Small-Pewte...f=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&s=baby&qid=1240240188&sr=8-6

 

[Sadken]

I wish all my relatives had bought me a sovereign or half sovereign for my christening.

I still have a silver napkin ring though

You mean a sovereign ring?

 

[electrogirl]

Get her 'Top 10 Crap Towns in Britain' or some book like that.

 

[danny la rouge]

Pewter. Beer. Mug.