I can do that!

[joevsimp]

I could do the shooting sports. I'm a pretty good shot.

10m air rifle, piece of piss

 

[Dillinger4]

I was thinking more along the lines of who can last the longest or who can finish the quickest. Maybe there could be several seperate events?

Who can finish the quickest. I reckon that one would be dominated by the under 16s.

 

[DotCommunist]

Who can finish the quickest. I reckon that one would be dominated by the under 16s.

we'd have to disallow performance enhancing mastubatory aids. Imagination only.

 

[Dillinger4]

we'd have to disallow performance enhancing mastubatory aids. Imagination only.

There could be a distance event, where they have to seek their porn out of bushes by the sides of roads, then get home and knock one out.

 

[huxley71]

My Sunday League team could beat New Zealand.

(probably)

 

[Dr. Furface]

The Archery looks fun. I reckon I could do that.

Sadly I'm far too good looking and slim to be selected for the archery team.

I've always fancied doing the slalom canoeing - you get to sit on your arse and not use your legs at all, which sounds good to me.

 

[LilMissHissyFit]

Ive decided I could do the trampolining no probs ( yeah right)

 

[1927]

I reckon archery is crying out for some decent competitors. Having watched that bronze place play off I couldnt believe how low the scoring was.

 

[Saffy]

I reckon I'd have a good go at synchronized swimming, by that I mean doing a star float on my back and general sinking.

 

[Melinda]

Ive decided I could do the trampolining no probs ( yeah right)

your poor boobies!

 

[Melinda]

I reckon I'd have a good go at synchronized swimming, by that I mean doing a star float on my back and general sinking.

Are you a girl Saffy, or can we delight in watching testicles floating on the top of the water?

 

[Saffy]

No testicals I'm afraid.

 

[LilMissHissyFit]

your poor boobies!

hehe oh I still bounce my boobies are just fine!

 

[Poot]

I always rather fancied pole vaulting.

How does anyone discover they're good at pole vaulting?

 

[Silva]

I'd be shit at power lifting. Most of those guys have short arms, while mine are all over the place.

With my build and proper fitness and technical training, I suppose I could be a decent fencer. Or in Judo.