I am willing to pay £300 for a Marketing dissertation.

[lights.out.london]

And how do you know what your degree involves? The prospectus?

Lmao.

**high fives littlebabyjesus**

... Onslow had to ask a grown-up for "help" with the big words (at £300 per word). And now it has red crayon marks all over it...

 

[Onslow]

And can i just say, for the record, has NO ONE here ever told a little white lie to get ahead? Everyone here has been 100% completely honest in everything they have ever done? I have been around these parts for some time i know what type of people you are, dont any of you try and get the moral upperhand with me.

 

[lights.out.london]

Sorry snob, what universities would you consider to be "proper"? Because £300 says i am at one.

Nah, Onslow. Not a "snob". I managed to breeze through my academic life without having to resort to being a cheat. 4 top A-levels, 2:1 from one of the very best unis in the UK. Accepted as a part-time Phd student at my alma mater. All good. All my own work. Started at a "bog standard" comp, as well.

Anyway - tell me where you're "studying", and I'll give you my considered opinion of the academic ivory tower you're at.

 

[Crispy]

I cheated on some exams at school

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Little lie yes.

Passing off someone else's work as my own, never.

It's something called self respect.

 

[Orang Utan]

And can i just say, for the record, has NO ONE here ever told a little white lie to get ahead? Everyone here has been 100% completely honest in everything they have ever done? I have been around these parts for some time i know what type of people you are, dont any of you try and get the moral upperhand with me.

Academically, no.
And I have never lied on a job application

 

[northernhord]

^Onslow - but for fucks sakes theres white lies and outright cheating

 

[lights.out.london]

And can i just say, for the record, has NO ONE here ever told a little white lie to get ahead? Everyone here has been 100% completely honest in everything they have ever done? I have been around these parts for some time i know what type of people you are, dont any of you try and get the moral upperhand with me.

Your position is untenable and indefensible.

 

[jæd]

Yes, its been my life long ambition to be a cheating lying cunt

Whats it like to achieve your life long ambition...?

If i do get a dissertation i will read it and learn whats it about and hows it been written, so if asked in an interview, id be able to explain it.

Then why not just do the work...?

I dont plan on informing my future employers that i cheated on the most important piece of work i ever submitted.

Just think. To avoid everyone knowing you are a cunt you will have to hide this from *everyone*... And someday it will come out. And they will know you are a cunt.

x 1000 @ Onslow...

 

[Onslow]

Nah, Onslow. Not a "snob". I managed to breeze through my academic life without having to resort to being a cheat. 4 top A-levels, 2:1 from one of the very best unis in the UK. Accepted as a part-time Phd student at my alma mater. All good. All my own work. Started at a "bog standard" comp, as well.

Anyway - tell me where you're "studying", and I'll give you my considered opinion of the academic ivory tower you're at.

Well congratulations on being academically gifted. I didnt ask you to tell me any of that, seeing as though i couldnt give a shit, so christ knows why you did

 

[Onslow]

It's something called self respect.

Whats that?

 

[lights.out.london]

Well congratulations on being academically gifted. I didnt ask you to tell me any of that, seeing as though i couldnt give a shit, so christ knows why you did

...just hoping to grind down what little self-respect you have left, cheater.

Anyway. Where are you studying?

**prays Onslow is actually fucking dumb enough to tell me**

 

[Onslow]

Whats it like to achieve your life long ambition...?



Then why not just do the work...?



Just think. To avoid everyone knowing you are a cunt you will have to hide this from *everyone*... And someday it will come out. And they will know you are a cunt.

x 1000 @ Onslow...

The thing is though, i am a really nice guy, so that pisses on your chips.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

The thing is though, i am a really nice guy.

Only an arsehole would say that.

A properly nice guy would say merely that they tried to be really nice, and leave the judgement as to their success to others.

 

[Yossarian]

Chances are about half the other people on the course have bought their dissertations somewhere, what´s the point in being a goody 2-shoes and losing out?

 

[Onslow]

I'm just confident enough to know that it is true.

 

[lights.out.london]

The thing is though, i am a really nice guy, so that pisses on your chips.

...it's hard to believe anything a cheat says. Chances are you're a cunt.

 

[Agent Sparrow]

Jeez, I feel guilty enough when I reference a paper in an essay and I've only read the abstract!

 

[Onslow]

Oh, two unread messages. This could be interesting.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Chances are about half the other people on the course have bought their dissertations somewhere, what´s the point in being a goody 2-shoes and losing out?

You won't be losing out because you'll have LEARNT something from doing the work. Uni isn't primarily about obtaining a piece of paper, it's about improving yourself. If you forget that, then you will have wasted your time there. That others miss the point and waste their time is irrelevant.

 

[Onslow]

I honeslty dont care if i am considered a cunt on an online bulletin board, so carry on wasting your energy and calling me a cunt

 

[lights.out.london]

I honeslty dont care if i am considered a cunt on an online bulletin board, so carry on wasting your energy and calling me a cunt

S'cool. The reason people like you are on this earth is to give the truly dumb a chance at escaping the Darwin Awards each year.

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

cheating on your disertation


that pritty fucking low


fuck it

quit your course and just buy a degree from one of those dubious american places

it's all you deserve for this kind of effort

 

[littlebabyjesus]

I honeslty dont care if i am considered a cunt on an online bulletin board, so carry on wasting your energy and calling me a cunt

Is this an example of you being 'really nice'?

 

[Onslow]

Its an example of me rising above it.

 

[Agent Sparrow]

At uni, one of the computer science guys said they cheated on their dissertation by getting it pretty much all from a single unreferenced book. Thing is with this guy, I can image he was lying about this to cause a bit of drama. Despite the fact that you wouldn't really think that people would lie about this the other way round!

 

[spanglechick]

onslow - you seem surprised at the reaction here.

we could all have bought our qualifications the way you are probably going to manage to do (tho if you get away with it for £300, i'll be amazed). but we didn't. we worked at them.

by having the attitude that there was no need for us to do that work, you're devaluing what was an achievement for all those of us who've done so, and all the people on your course who will do so in irder to get the same qualification as you.

your behaviour toward your degree shows disrespect for the entire degree process - and by inferrence, anyone who has ever done one (or studied for anything else).

That's why everyone thinks you're a cunt.

 

[Orang Utan]

Its an example of me rising above it.

Sinking beneath you mean

 

[lights.out.london]

Its an example of me rising above it.

How can a snake rise above anything unless it involves slithering and sliding?

 

[Onslow]

onslow - you seem surprised at the reaction here.

we could all have bought our qualifications the way you are probably going to manage to do (tho if you get away with it for £300, i'll be amazed). but we didn't. we worked at them.

by having the attitude that there was no need for us to do that work, you're devaluing what was an achievement for all those of us who've done so, and all the people on your course who will do so in irder to get the same qualification as you.

your behaviour toward your degree shows disrespect for the entire degree process - and by inferrence, anyone who has ever done one (or studied for anything else).

That's why everyone thinks you're a cunt.

Well if this makes me a cunt, then so be it. It will be worth it in the end.