I am willing to pay £300 for a Marketing dissertation.
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Orang Utan
Maybe I like the misery
Hey Onslow, I've found your bed:
Try lying in it fella
Try lying in it fella
Orang Utan
Maybe I like the misery
£300 is nowt for the amount of work you'd have to put in - you'd make more in a sweatshopThora said:
Orang Utan
Maybe I like the misery
At least a couple of grand - a dissertation takes a good few months of research, planning, redrafting etc etc
Who are you and what are your credentials?
£2000? I could two for that price from here:
http://customwriting.co.uk/
£2000? I could two for that price from here:
http://customwriting.co.uk/
Orang Utan
Maybe I like the misery
Go on thenOnslow said:
Orang Utan
Maybe I like the misery
So you're not just a lazy cheat, but a tight lazy cheat...Onslow said:No
Onslow said:
If you don't deserve it then why do you want it. You'll be a cheating cunt.
Another reason why you shouldn't cheat your dissertation. For my first few interviews after graduating I was asked to explain my dissertation. If I'd cheated then I would've been spotted a mile of.
Dissertations are also a lot of effort. In future if anyone finds out you cheated they will also thing you are a cheat. (And if they are your employers they might sack you)
So... Don't do it. Unless you want to be a cheating, lying cunt. Which you seem to want to be...
littlebabyjesus
one of Maxwell's demons
Onslow, in the time you've been on here trying to cheat, you could have been writing your dissertation. Get studying, you lazy fuck.
jæd said:
Yes, its been my life long ambition to be a cheating lying cunt
If i do get a dissertation i will read it and learn whats it about and hows it been written, so if asked in an interview, id be able to explain it.
I dont plan on informing my future employers that i cheated on the most important piece of work i ever submitted.
How long does this dissertation have to be?
Thing is, I'm thinking £200 per thousand words considering it as magazine syndication. So that'd be around £1k? £1.5k? £more?
Then there's the buyer-in-a-spot element of the pricing. £2k? £3k? Seems in the right ball-park (looks at other estimates coming in... yess...)
Thing is, I'm thinking £200 per thousand words considering it as magazine syndication. So that'd be around £1k? £1.5k? £more?
Then there's the buyer-in-a-spot element of the pricing. £2k? £3k? Seems in the right ball-park (looks at other estimates coming in... yess...)
Yossarian said:
There may be some truth in that but editing and collating the contradictory views would take a bit of time. Also deleting all the insults and derogatory remarks along with the smileys and web abbreviations would be tiresome. There is also the risk that it would get visited by one of our old trolling friends and end up in the bin before the main question was answered.
I still wonder if Onslow isn't a journalist or a perhaps student of journalism writing an article along the lines "Anarchist Web Site in Cheating Students Scam".
In fact that is such a good idea that I might write the article myself. It would be worth a few pennies from the Daily Excess.
Oh dear I have stolen Onslow's idea - that's plagiarism.
lights.out.london
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littlebabyjesus said:
Lmao.
And to fuck up a Marketing degree? It's hardly the most rigorous or demanding of "academic" subjects, is it? Lemme guess? The New University of the Isle of Dogs, specialising in not-very-specific-but-very-modern-sounding-subjects?
If I could be bothered, there's probably a gag in a marketing student trying to con his/her way to a degree; good experience for their future marketing dark arts.
</end hope you get caught mode>
lightsoutlondon said:Lmao.
And to fuck up a Marketing degree? It's hardly the most rigorous or demanding of "academic" subjects, is it? Lemme guess? The New University of the Isle of Dogs, specialising in not-very-specific-but-very-modern-sounding-subjects?
If I could be bothered, there's probably a gag in a marketing student trying to con his/her way to a degree; good experience for their future marketing dark arts.
</end hope you get caught mode>
Its a Bsc, so it involves lots of economics, statistics, analytical work, mathematics...so pretty "academic".
But yeah, nice and patronising post, well done.
lights.out.london
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Onslow said:
Oooooooooooooh. Stats! Economics! I guess if you'd worked for your A-levels, you could have gone to a proper uni and done a single honours degree in say, Econometrics! That has lots of analysis, economics and hard sums.
Patronising? Me? Better that than a liar, a thief and a cheat, eh?
littlebabyjesus
one of Maxwell's demons
Don't you take that tone on here, young man/lady.Onslow said:
And how do you know what your degree involves? The prospectus?
northernhord
Active Member
Onslow said:First off, im not sure if this type of thread is really allowed on the boards, if not, please forgive me, i mean no harm.
Did anyone here take Marketing as a degree subject at university? Do you still have your dissertation? Can you prove it is of 2:1 standard? If so, i would like to purchase it off you.
Please feel free to pm me for further correspondance.
I'm not asking because im not capable of writing one, but i have left everything to the last minute (as normal) and have got myself into a bit of a situation. My fault of course, so im looking for the cheap (or not so cheap!) way out. Thank you.
Edited to add: If you prefered i will donate the money to a charity of your choice, or the U75 server fund, its up to you.
Ya cheating cunt, do the work yourself ya lazy fucker
littlebabyjesus
one of Maxwell's demons
Onslow, your green light's still on. Log off and go and do some work. You can still get a good few hours in tonight.
northernhord
Active Member
^ Teehee, yeah
lightsoutlondon said:Oooooooooooooh. Stats! Economics! I guess if you'd worked for your A-levels, you could have gone to a proper uni and done a single honours degree in say, Econometrics! That has lots of analysis, economics and hard sums.
Patronising? Me? Better that than a liar, a thief and a cheat, eh?
Sorry snob, what universities would you consider to be "proper"? Because £300 says i am at one.
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