Humans ate Neanderthals

[FabricLiveBaby!]

... That's weird.

A year back we were having sex with Neanderthals. Now we're eating them?!?

Are we some kind of hominid 'Praying Mantis'?

 

[goldenecitrone]

... That's weird.

A year back we were having sex with Neanderthals. Now we're eating them?!?

Are we some kind of hominid 'Praying Mantis'?

Ask Dennis Neilson.

 

[camouflage]

we will never know. The fittest hominid won the genetic supremacy race.

'Fitness' is a moving target and evolution's not a race.

*burp*

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Should you have red or white wine with Neanderthal?

I think it has to be shiraz, but in this case a rose shiraz would be ok.

 

[isitme]

... That's weird.

A year back we were having sex with Neanderthals. Now we're eating them?!?

Are we some kind of hominid 'Praying Mantis'?

i blame the credit crunch

 

[jæd]

it's like that thing in the zoo when tehy say 'this is the most dangerous animal on the planet' and it's a mirror....

Too true. I was got ambushed by a mirror when I was in a forest in South America once. The bugger nearly had me but I managed to throw stones and distract it.

Damn things should be culled...!!

 

[isitme]

Too true. I was got ambushed by a mirror when I was in a forest in South America once. The bugger nearly had me but I managed to throw stones and distract it.

Damn things should be culled...!!

this is why you should always carry a cardboard cut out of yourself everywhere

 

[DotCommunist]

... That's weird.

A year back we were having sex with Neanderthals. Now we're eating them?!?

Are we some kind of hominid 'Praying Mantis'?

we won. We adapted quickest and acted most ruthelessly in the battle to spread genes and corner food supplie.

Woo to us, we are officially the nastiest cunts on this rock.

 

[isitme]

i remember a program about how in about 5000BC there were people all over the world sitting about talking shit about life and eating the plentiful food. and then they all got invaded and turned into slaves

 

[lostexpectation]

Should you have red or white wine with Neanderthal?

we're red meat right?

 

[lostexpectation]

'cretin skeletons'?

 

[phildwyer]

i remember a program about how in about 5000BC there were people all over the world sitting about talking shit about life and eating the plentiful food. and then they all got invaded and turned into slaves

That's true that is. Civilization is basically mass slavery.

 

[EastEnder]

That's true that is. Civilization is basically mass slavery.

Your insights are so profound, you should write books or something.

 

[Yetman]

They're probably still living underground somewhere (I did hear they were forced underground and into caves by humans, fuck knows what kind of troglodytic motherfuckers they'll look like now )

 

[ohmyliver]

I think it has to be shiraz, but in this case a rose shiraz would be ok.

nope, surely Chianti, fff fff fff fff or something...

 

[ohmyliver]

'cretin skeletons'?

surely an Oy/Goth crossover band...

 

[Stigmata]

i remember a program about how in about 5000BC there were people all over the world sitting about talking shit about life and eating the plentiful food. and then they all got invaded and turned into slaves

Subsistence living involves surprisingly little actual work.

 

[isitme]

Subsistence living involves surprisingly little actual work.

specially around the mediteranean where lush food grows everywhere and there are fish everywhere

 

[DotCommunist]

specially around the mediteranean where lush food grows everywhere and there are fish everywhere

there is a reason why our species spread along coastlines ennit. Shellfish don't fight back

 

[FabricLiveBaby!]

Poor shellfish

 

[likesfish]

Were the Neanderthals any good then? Could they talk, make music, draw pictures and so forth?

well the parachute regiment is quite good at tattoo's and cartoons but most of its books are ghostwritten.
plus ride of the valkyries by brass band just does not work

 

[ericjarvis]

there is also some contriversial evidence that indicates neaderthals may have made music

I think anyone who has heard any rugby songs is already convinced of that.