Aww I like reading about other people's pets 
My cat Donut has no interest in 'people food' either - I can sit eating dinner on the floor and she'll sit next to me and not be in the slightest bit intrigued. She does like a drink from a glass of water, and the only time she ever jumps up on the table is if there is a glass of water left on it (which raises the question - how does she know it's there?!)
She has completely destroyed every sofa in the house though

My cat Donut has no interest in 'people food' either - I can sit eating dinner on the floor and she'll sit next to me and not be in the slightest bit intrigued. She does like a drink from a glass of water, and the only time she ever jumps up on the table is if there is a glass of water left on it (which raises the question - how does she know it's there?!)
She has completely destroyed every sofa in the house though

) carpet like a dog with worms. Nice 
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