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'allotment stuff'??
From an allotment shop. Sold loose in a bag not these small boxes you get from shops. All their other stuff is quite powerful.

'allotment stuff'??

From an allotment shop. Sold loose in a bag not these small boxes you get from shops. All their other stuff is quite powerful.![]()

Oh my lord wouldbe - you don't want to do that. Instant black grass!
Oh my lord wouldbe - you don't want to do that. Instant black grass!


Mind you there are a heck of a lot of weeds in it.![]()

there won't be soon.
but there won't any grass either![]()

Perhaps you could lay a nice patio instead![]()
You will however need one of those poisoned spouses (or is the plural spice)to form the foundation.

there won't be soon.
but there won't any grass either![]()

Perhaps you could lay a nice patio instead![]()

You will however need one of those poisoned spouses (or is the plural spice)to form the foundation.
Good point. We've never had so many dandelions as since the demise of Dylan.
Oddly enough, Katherine Rowse Armstrong is indeed buried in the back garden of the family home. And I'm reliably informed by my Dad (who used to dig graves for three local churches when he wasn't doing tree work) that a human body makes terrific fertiliser.
Other creepy facts are available on request.
Oh my lord wouldbe - you don't want to do that. Instant black grass!

get some water on it wouldbe!

Hose pipe won't reach the front garden. We might have a spot of rain tomorrow (fingers crossed) or I'll have to get the watering can out.![]()

At the moment you have loads of dry moss killer and fertiliser on your lawn, so it's probably not doing any harm.
I was trying to maintain an optimistic outlookI would guess it probably is. there's enough moisture in the air to start it working (and start reverse osmosis), but not enough to dilute it adequately.

The weeds have grown 2" in 2 daysand are turning black.
The grass is so far unaffected.
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