How the fuck are you supposed to do corsets up on your own?
- Thread starter madzone
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scifisam
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Why do you do that with a bra?
I have to do that too - my arms don't twist enough for me to do it up at the back.
madzone
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madzone
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Maybe another time. I'm not sure it's entirely flattering
pigtails
putting the tit in titilate
I did it!!
I did it from the top down. My arms are fucking killing me now
YAY!!
Maybe I will get one!
^^
this
madzone
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Interesting enough for you to take time to reply 
What's your point? You're just making yourself look a tit, you know and not upsetting me in the slightest so f you're looking to get a rise out of someone you'd be better off looking elsewhere. If you're just venting spleen and it somehow helps you feel better, carry on
What's your point? You're just making yourself look a tit, you know and not upsetting me in the slightest so f you're looking to get a rise out of someone you'd be better off looking elsewhere. If you're just venting spleen and it somehow helps you feel better, carry on
Interesting enough for you to take time to reply
What's your point? You're just making yourself look a tit, you know and not upsetting me in the slightest so f you're looking to get a rise out of someone you'd be better off looking elsewhere. If you're just venting spleen and it somehow helps you feel better, carry on
basically it's just cos there is always some shite thread from you like 'i just ate a digestive biscuit' 'i just farted' etc
since i'm at a loose end at the moment having just moved to a new city and not knowing anybody yet a sad cunt like you is ideal for me to take out my boredom on by giving abuse to.
it would be funny to get a rise out of you but what would be even better would be if you just shut the fuck up.
madzone
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Seeing as neither of those things are going to happen you might be better off looking elsewhere
spanglechick
High Empress of Dressing Up
have we established if it has laces at the back or hooks and eyes? hooks and eyes = no idea (not really a corset), but laced corsets (a la ladies in olden times) do not need a maid or anyone else.
slacken off the laces, undo the front busk, do up the busk (if no busk, put on like t shirt as sam says), then tighten laces.
laces should be fixed at the top and botton edges and left with a long loop on either side at the waist (the loops are called rabbit ears). this enables you to tighten your own corset and cinch in the waist by pulling the loops in front of you.
slacken off the laces, undo the front busk, do up the busk (if no busk, put on like t shirt as sam says), then tighten laces.
laces should be fixed at the top and botton edges and left with a long loop on either side at the waist (the loops are called rabbit ears). this enables you to tighten your own corset and cinch in the waist by pulling the loops in front of you.
electrogirl
dignity is overrated
I wish I could do my bra up from the back!! I didn't realise that technique even existed apart from in films!!
Seeing as neither of those things are going to happen you might be better off looking elsewhere
there isn't anyone else on here who comes across as as much of a twat as you
i don't come on here looking to start a fight (much lol) me giving abuse to you is the result of you starting endless shit threads about your shit boring life every day for months and months
madzone
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Fair do's. As you were then.
electrogirl
dignity is overrated
It's a bit early for all this isn't it? I haven't even had a cup of tea yet.
madzone
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My threads are no more specious than 90% of the rest of the shit on urban, usually started by isitme
it's a bit like that thing you get with your brother or when you live with your girlfriend where it starts off that they annoy you, but as it goes on and on you can't ignore it and like every time you see them they do something that irritates you
'look at how she scratches her nose. what a twat'
'look at how she scratches her nose. what a twat'
My threads are no more specious than 90% of the rest of the shit on urban, usually started by isitme
noone else feels the need to start a thread about themself every day tho
madzone
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No, of course they don't.
who else starts a thread about themself every day?
