How much butter do you put on sandwiches?

[moose]

Doh! Voted wrong, cos I assumed the bath of buttery righteousness was the first option

Wot stig said.

If you made, say, a tomato sandwich, and only buttered one slice, it would be grim by dinnertime.

I wouldn't butter a peanut butter butty, though.

 

[northernhord]

Butter on sandwiches, nar, that's so wrong.

 

[Hi-ASL]

I think it's just normal tbf.

This. It's logical. None at all and it'll be too dry to eat. Put it on just one side and it'll be so lopsided the filling will probably fall off, or eating it will make you dizzy.

Put it on both sides, please. Both.

 

[EastEnder]

Butter is just plain wrong - one side, both sides, liberally slathered about ones person, all WRONG WRONG WRONG!

Peanut butter is gut wrenching vile anyway, irrespective of other butter related concerns.

Dervish is an evil, evil person...

 

[tarannau]

Butter is just plain wrong - one side, both sides, liberally slathered about ones person, all WRONG WRONG WRONG!

Peanut butter is gut wrenching vile anyway, irrespective of other butter related concerns.

Dervish is an evil, evil person...

You sir, are a fucking weirdo.

You have the palate of a crack baby weaned solely on the effluent from a brewery, or marmite as it's more commonly known.

 

[felixthecat]

Both slices of bread of course.

I never knew there were people who did it differently......

 

[Rollem]

i always feel alittle short changed by people who only butter one slice when they make me a sandwich

 

[tarannau]

Both slices of bread of course.

I never knew there were people who did it differently......

This

And I'm not even the greatest fan of butter. Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't spread

 

[Hi-ASL]

I never knew there were people who did it differently......

If this thread is teaching me one thing it's that people will never agree on anything, full stop.

i always feel alittle short changed by people who only butter one slice when they make me a sandwich

It's never happened but I would probably punch them. Even strangers know from the way I watch them when they make it that they'd better butter both sides.

 

[Shirl]

I don't mind the taste of butter but I don't want it on a sandwich. I love the taste of quality bread and I like to taste whatever I put on it too, butter or spread would spoil it for me. There's also the consideration of unnecessary calories, I like to avoid 'em.

 

[Me76]

Depends on the sandwich for me.

If I am having mayonnaise or mustard on the sandwich then no butter. If no other liquidy, spready type product then butter.

If sandwich toasted, always butter.

 

[blossie33]

None.
I don't make sandwiches very often but I never put butter or spread on bread, I don't like the taste and the way it seems to stick round your teeth.
I just like the filling on it's own.

 

[Hi-ASL]

Depends on the sandwich for me.

If I am having mayonnaise or mustard on the sandwich then no butter. If no other liquidy, spready type product then butter.

If sandwich toasted, always butter.

On how many sides?

 

[The Groke]

Seriously - all you non-buttery/one-buttery people are fucking deviants and you must be stopped at any cost for the good of all humanity and sandwiches.

 

[5t3IIa]

my mum puts butter on her toast like cheese on a cracker.

So does mine. I mean, I like butter as much as the next person but it's not a filling in its own right, I don't think. Or is it?

 

[ChrisFilter]

none. butter on sandwiches is wrong.

What she said.

 

[Orang Utan]

I always thought it was odd why they always ask you in the sandwich shop if you want any butter. Now I know why. Freaks.

What are people's views on the use of butter on cheese on toast?

 

[electrogirl]

I always thought it was odd why they always ask you in the sandwich shop if you want any butter. Now I know why. Freaks.

What are people's views on the use of butter on cheese on toast?

not needed on cheese on toast.

what about jacket potatoes?

 

[Orang Utan]

not needed on cheese on toast.

what about jacket potatoes?

Yep.
Baked potatoes need a big thick cheese slice of butter on both halves

 

[moonsi til]

none. butter on sandwiches is wrong.

Yup I loathe butter on sandwiches. It just polutes the taste of the filling. I love bread and butter on it's though with cracked black pepper.

 

[EastEnder]

None.
I don't make sandwiches very often but I never put butter or spread on bread, I don't like the taste and the way it seems to stick round your teeth.
I just like the filling on it's own.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

I'm just not sure why anyone would eat anything that call's itself "spread"

 

[zenie]

Both slices of course, and that's not a northern thing

If I have mayo in a sandwich then no butter please, and I don't like butter in hot sandwiches.

/fussy eater

 

[Me76]

On how many sides?

If it is going on at all it will always go on both.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Of course you put it on both bits of bread.

Come to think of it, the bread is pretty much only there as a delivery mechanism for the butter....

 

[Pieface]

No butter!!! What for?

And butter on peanut butter?! Eh?

 

[pogofish]

peanut butter is butter though! it's 'butter (caution: may contain nuts)'

No, peanut "butter" is actually a kind of stew/medicine.

 

[Hi-ASL]

If it is going on at all it will always go on both.

Welcome to Urban75.

P.S. Try putting it on stuff a bit more. Find more uses for it.

 

[Orang Utan]

No butter!!! What for?

And butter on peanut butter?! Eh?

It's for the taste!

 

[becki1701]

I always butter both sides of the bread generously mmmm.....may account for some things