felixthecat
are we there yet?
Considerably less than I had 3 hours ago


If you sold that lot, you could pay off your mortgage and retire!28 bottles of single malt whisky; 30 bottles of assorted real ales; 24 can plus six bottles of lager (for guests); approximately 30 bottles of red wine; approximately 20 bottles of white wine; six bottles of champagne; two bottles of dessert wine; one bottle of Madeira; two bottles of port; one bottle of sherry; four bottles of gin; six bottles of rum; six bottles of vodka; one bottle of Armagnac; one bottle of other brandy; one bottle of home-made sloe gin; one bottle of home-made bramble brandy; one bottle of home made blackberry vodka; one bottle of vermouth; about two dozen other assorted spirits and liqueurs. And that's what I can remember off the top of my head, without going downstairs!
Nearly a whole bottle of something called "Toffee Fabulous" which came from Lidl about three years ago and is too foul to drink. Now I've been reminded of its existence I'm going to pour it down the drain![]()



nah, if you cook for me I'll bring a couple of bottles tho - it's all quality shit![]()


) but there's definitely some vodka, probably several rums, pisco, gin, armagnac, and probably some weird fruit concoctions.Hmmm.... lots
About... 60 bottles of claret,
20 half bottles of Sauternes,
30 bottles of Cote Rotie,
10 bottles of other Rhone reds
50 bottles of assorted Aussie reds
10 other red wines, mostly South African I think
20 assorted spirits, can't remember all offhand (I know there're 20 because the 4x5 rack is full) but there's definitely some vodka, probably several rums, pisco, gin, armagnac, and probably some weird fruit concoctions.
...hmmm. Better get some beers in.
wtf??
do you live in a fucking brewery or something?

That beer looks ace-like a Cornish motorbike club back patch10 litre polypin of this stuff:
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3 bottles of Umbel Ale
1 bottle of Thwaites Lancaster Bomber
2 bottles of Thwaites Wainwright
1 bottle of Ringwood Seventy-Eight
7 bottles of French Red ranging from a 2007 Jacob's Creek for a fiver to a Chateau Thomas Lussac Saint-Emilion at £12+.
1 litre bottle of Smirnoff Red.
1 litre bottle of Jameson's 12 year-old Whiskey.
28 bottles of single malt whisky; 30 bottles of assorted real ales; 24 can plus six bottles of lager (for guests); approximately 30 bottles of red wine; approximately 20 bottles of white wine; six bottles of champagne; two bottles of dessert wine; one bottle of Madeira; two bottles of port; one bottle of sherry; four bottles of gin; six bottles of rum; six bottles of vodka; one bottle of Armagnac; one bottle of other brandy; one bottle of home-made sloe gin; one bottle of home-made bramble brandy; one bottle of home made blackberry vodka; one bottle of vermouth; about two dozen other assorted spirits and liqueurs. And that's what I can remember off the top of my head, without going downstairs![/QUOTE]
Do you live in the flat above a pub by any chance ?
28 bottles of single malt whisky; 30 bottles of assorted real ales; 24 can plus six bottles of lager (for guests); approximately 30 bottles of red wine; approximately 20 bottles of white wine; six bottles of champagne; two bottles of dessert wine; one bottle of Madeira; two bottles of port; one bottle of sherry; four bottles of gin; six bottles of rum; six bottles of vodka; one bottle of Armagnac; one bottle of other brandy; one bottle of home-made sloe gin; one bottle of home-made bramble brandy; one bottle of home made blackberry vodka; one bottle of vermouth; about two dozen other assorted spirits and liqueurs. And that's what I can remember off the top of my head, without going downstairs!
- gsv says he's off the booze until my birthday next month, so I don't want to open any wine at home, as I'll never get through it alone in a reasonable time. I expect I'll have a glass in the interval of the opera I'm going to tonight, though.Hmmm.... lots
About... 60 bottles of claret,
20 half bottles of Sauternes,
30 bottles of Cote Rotie,
10 bottles of other Rhone reds
50 bottles of assorted Aussie reds
10 other red wines, mostly South African I think
20 assorted spirits, can't remember all offhand (I know there're 20 because the 4x5 rack is full) but there's definitely some vodka, probably several rums, pisco, gin, armagnac, and probably some weird fruit concoctions.
...hmmm. Better get some beers in.
