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How messy is your house?

idioteque said:
My house is messy, but not dirty. I have clothes strewn over one side of my room, but they wouldn't take long to sort out. My room really needs to be hoovered but ours has broken. Bathtoom needs a clean as always, and there's probably a bit of washing up to do and the floor could be mopped in the kitchen.
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my house conversely is uncluttered but full off strange smells generated by rotting socks and unwashed plates/dogs/clothes/bodies


we are fucking scummy
 
His scummitude shouldnt worry you. Get your minions to bathe, perfume and prepare him before the deed. A la Ming the Merciless.
 
idioteque said:
My house is messy, but not dirty. I have clothes strewn over one side of my room, but they wouldn't take long to sort out. My room really needs to be hoovered but ours has broken. Bathtoom needs a clean as always, and there's probably a bit of washing up to do and the floor could be mopped in the kitchen.
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Yeah sounds pretty much like our house. Not dirty but a bit rough around the edges.
 
house is clean and tidy apart from our bedroom. ran out of steam before finishing it the other day and now its getting messy again. am off sick today so if i feel a bit better later i might have a half hearted tidy up
 
Melinda said:
Ive obviously made a crass error here.

I thought DC was on your grooming list??? :o

Sorry! :o


*slowly tip toes off the thread*
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:D

Is that what it looks like? :hmm:

Sorry, dotty, have you been traumatised by it?


eta - hang on a minute! LIST????!!! Who else is on it?
 
madzone said:
Actually, I will post pics of the kitchen :mad:




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I've always, til now, lived in mess but am determined not to in new place. I must say, though, beneath the mess, your place looks gorgeous! I would LOVE a kitchen table like that. Unfortunately, the only place big enough to keep it would be the park.
 
milly molly said:
I've always, til now, lived in mess but am determined not to in new place. I must say, though, beneath the mess, your place looks gorgeous! I would LOVE a kitchen table like that. Unfortunately, the only place big enough to keep it would be the park.
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Shall I really piss you off about the table? We found it in a stable :D


Yes, I am fortunate enough to live in an exceptionally beautiful house. Most urbanites are welcome to come and stay in it in return for sex and/or drugs :)
 
Mine is untidy but not dirty. The main problem is that we (I) have too much stuff - I need another wardrobe for the bedroom and am thinking of just buying lots of attractive boxes/baskets that I can shove random stuff in and forget about.
 
This thread (especially the table) has inspired me to sort out my second bedroom which is currently the only reason the rest of the flat is tidy, as it is a bombsite due to having no cupboards in my flat, essentially.

So have just emailed my designer boy to nag him to hurry up and make my eaves cupboards and am now trying to find a dining table to turn the room into a room for sophisticated dining. I WILL be a functional grown up. I will.
 
madzone said:
It was shit wasn't it? :(

Ok. I have willow? :confused:
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[insert Buffy innuendo here]


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madzone said:
I'm going to have to post pics to prove I've cleaned it aren't I? :(
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:confused: I haven't got past page 1 but why the F should you clean it?? You didn't make the mess.

If I had to tidy up that much after someone(s) else they would KNOW that I was seriously miffed at them and they certainly wouldn't be getting the net/ sweets/ tv viewing, etc for a while.
 
moomoo said:
Well, go and do the other half then. :rolleyes:
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Why should she?? I can't believe the amount of disapproval on here(no, it doesn't come across as joking if any of you are). There's more to life than a tidy house :rolleyes:

If you tidy up constantly after your bairns more fool you mate.
 
Those messy pictures just look like places where people live, muck about, have a larf and kids can do kids stuff. Far preferable than the overdesigned, ubertidy, soul less cages beloved by the anally retentive. As long as its not filth mess is good.
 
madzone said:
Actually, I will post pics of the kitchen :mad:




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I was expecting your place to look more like a farmhouse than that, maybe some livestock wandering about. At least you've got a real fire.

I would love to take you up on the offer though:



madzone said:
Yes, I am fortunate enough to live in an exceptionally beautiful house. Most urbanites are welcome to come and stay in it in return for sex and/or drugs :)
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I can provide both!
 
Maggot said:
I was expecting your place to look more like a farmhouse than that, maybe some livestock wandering about. At least you've got a real fire.

I would love to take you up on the offer though:





I can provide both!
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:hmm:

I'll need references
 
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