how many songs are there about you?

[Iam]

Jack and Diane, Johnny Cougar.

 

[Dr. Furface]

Do It Again - Steely Dan

You go back, Jack, do it again...

 

[Pigeon]

She's got the Jack: AC/DC

 

[Iam]

Jack Your Body - Steve "Silk" Hurley

 

[DeadManWalking]

Hit the road Jack?

 

[longdog]

I can only think of two off the top of my head.

Martin by Soft Cell (brilliant) and Martin by the Tom Robinson Band (dire).

There's one called Longdog by Show of Hands too.

 

[k_s]

Jack Your Body - Steve "Silk" Hurley

Spring-Heeled Jack, by the Hangmen

Jack and Diane, Johnny Cougar

Jumping Jack Flash - Rolling Stones

I was afraid this would happen

 

[maya]

None, although there was a long-forgotten singer-songwriter in the 1970's which used my first name only (-her real name, or a pseudonym? we'll never know-) on a string of laughably bad recordings with pastoral cover art and lyrics praising the birds and the bees...
Unfortunately she couldn't sing, and the backing band was a mixture between drunken Irish pubmen and the "Theme From Loveboat"...

And I am a new wave Italian opera, apparently...
The art director seemed to have a dubious fondness for Pierrot mimes and mid-80's synthpop... Ho ho.

 

[Cid]