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Orang Utan said:
So do any other people's cats get an absurd amount of pleasure from sitting in plastic bags, or is it just mine?
Any type of bag or container is sat in. Plastic bags are also chewed :rolleyes: This is a productive activity because it means piles of cat sick with bits of plastic in them can be created :cool:
 
Mine managed to run away!!! from the terrifying sound made by a plastic bag being blown on a table and landing on the floor :rolleyes: She really surpassed herself in crapness there.

She doesn't tend to sit in boxes, but if there so much as a scrap of paper on the floor, she'll sit atop it. I've seen her carefully position herself so that she's sitting on a fallen business card on an otherwise empty floor. What's that about? :confused:
 
Cloo said:
Mine managed to run away!!! from the terrifying sound made by a plastic bag being blown on a table and landing on the floor :rolleyes: She really surpassed herself in crapness there.

She doesn't tend to sit in boxes, but if there so much as a scrap of paper on the floor, she'll sit atop it. I've seen her carefully position herself so that she's sitting on a fallen business card on an otherwise empty floor. What's that about? :confused:

Our cat sat in an empty tissue box yesterday. She just about managed to stand in that little oval bit that you tear out in the middle to get the tissues out. She looked ridiculous and Mrs SFM laughed at her. She took the hump after that and went outside to sulk in the garden!
 
Pig's a collie. She is high on enthusiasm, and on on brain. She has one setting, which appears to be "woohoo! brilliant!!"

This applies to everything really

Ball: "woohoo! brilliant!!"
food: "woohoo! brilliant!!"
walk: "woohoo! brilliant!!"
I've done a large log in the hallway: "woohoo! brilliant!!"
I've eaten thecontents of teh cats litter tray again: "woohoo! brilliant!!"

etc etc
 
Orang Utan said:
So do any other people's cats get an absurd amount of pleasure from sitting in plastic bags, or is it just mine?

Mine manages to get the handle around his head and runs around the house wearing a plastic bag like a cape.
 
Add to the list that apparently Sachin also likes weeing on Flashy's rucksack. :mad: Me and that little feline are gonna have words when I get home.
 
Pet 1:

1) Sleeping. Possibly.

2) This is MY mouse! Keep away!

3) I will search high and low till I find somewhere to lay my eggs.

4) Tongue-flicking, sniff-you dancing.

5) Get this skin OFF me!

5) I is digestin my mouse.



Pet 2:

1) Tear up and down the length of the flat/garden like a kitten fed only on catnip

2) Speculative "I can has human foods?" miaowing

3) I don't care what you're doing I WILL sit on you and thunderpurr

4) Pad until this lap produces milk

5) Flop at feet and expose belly

6) Biting fules who touch exposed belly

7) Sleep.

8) Sleep.

9) Sleep.

10) Sleep.
 
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