How many sausages do you have with a fry up?

[Biddlybee]

We have the sausage shop, the cheese shop, pie minister, the old fashioned sweet shop, um, lots of others and you can eat lunch at Jamaican, Moroccan, Portuguese, Indian or Italian.

Come on a wednesday and you get the farmers market and all

Right, once I'm all moved and settled I'm coming down for a foody weekend

 

[JTG]

See I should be on the jealousy thread about this, but I'm curbing my natural instincts in the knowledge that there's a Pie Minister stall in Borough Market up the road It's on the pavement and very wee though

They make them about 200 yards from this very spot

 

[cesare]

no, i buys them from waitroseses, or borough marketeses

But do you analyse the provenance of these swossages, marty? You can come a cropper with the dodgy uns as I think I successfully demonstrated earlier in this thread. <<<< That's a full stop btw

 

[Hocus Eye.]

It depends how big the sausage is of course. One Cumberland sausage will be sufficient because it takes up half the plate. Chipolata sausages need to come in quantities of four or more to even show up on the plate in a fry-up.

 

[cesare]

<plaintive>

Does anyone remember the thread about a pie meet?

</plaintive>

Callie was right

 

[marty21]

i do like those square pies...

 

[marty21]

But do you analyse the provenance of these swossages, marty? You can come a cropper with the dodgy uns as I think I successfully demonstrated earlier in this thread. <<<< That's a full stop btw

tbh, no. i like a high meat content, practically my only selection criteria when buying them - that flies out the window when i'm in a greasy spoon

 

[cesare]

They make them about 200 yards from this very spot

I've seen it numerous times and always when they're closed </grittted teethes>

You can get em sent by post though

 

[cesare]

tbh, no. i like a high meat content, practically my only selection criteria when buying them - that flies out the window when i'm in a greasy spoon

Lifestyle swossagist

 

[Herbsman.]

would you choose a large caliber firearm or small? the former would do much more damage

I was thinking more of a low-powered .22 pellet gun such as a G10. From a considerable distance. Plus I'd make the person wear goggles to prevent eye injury.

 

[marty21]

Lifestyle swossagist

i need help

 

[cesare]

I was thinking more of a low-powered .22 pellet gun such as a G10. From a considerable distance. Plus I'd make the person wear goggles to prevent eye injury.

Oh. NOW you turn up with your guns against sausages. It's too late now, I've beaten them all into submission without your late armoury aided assistance, thank you very much.

 

[MysteryGuest]

2.

 

[cesare]

i need help

We could conscript the other important folks and mount 4 armed foray to the Pie Minister infected pavement of Borough Marketses

 

[milesy]

4 sausages
4 rashers of bacon
4 eggs
4 hash browns
4 fried mushrooms
4 baked beans
4 bubble and squeaks
4 tomatoes
4 slices of toast
4 dollops of brown sauce
4 cups of tea
4 knives and forks
4 pounds

 

[Herbsman.]

Poll!

 

[Herbsman.]

4 sausages
4 rashers of bacon
4 eggs
4 hash browns
4 fried mushrooms
4 spoonfuls of baked beans
4 bubble and squeaks
4 tomatoes
4 slices of toast
4get the brown sauce
4 cups of tea
4 knives and forks? yer joking
4 pounds

thats better

 

[oneflewover]

Although not in a fry up, I once had six lincolnshire sausages in two foot long baguettes for breakfast two weeks ago. The effects are still being felt.

 

[Detroit City]

I was thinking more of a low-powered .22 pellet gun such as a G10. From a considerable distance. Plus I'd make the person wear goggles to prevent eye injury.

i would utilize a Glock 9mm at close range with no goggles

one fucking sausage, what a travesty!

 

[Herbsman.]

i would utilize a Glock 9mm at close range with no goggles

sick bastard

 

[cesare]

2.

 

[cesare]

I'm going to make bacon (back) eggs and chips and maybe a cherry tomato or three - NOW. Just so you know.

I might do some toast too. Ner.

 

[cesare]

No baked beans. That'd be wrong at this time of night.

 

[jayeola]

two and where's the poll?

 

[Herbsman.]

No baked beans. That'd be wrong at this time of night.

baked beans are fine any time, day or night.

 

[JTG]

I'm going to make bacon (back) eggs and chips and maybe a cherry tomato or three - NOW. Just so you know.

I might do some toast too. Ner.

oh god, toast

we don't have a toaster and I can't be arsed to grill it so I never have any. I'd like some RIGHT NOW though

 

[trashpony]

4 sausages
4 rashers of bacon
4 eggs
4 hash browns
4 fried mushrooms
4 baked beans
4 bubble and squeaks
4 tomatoes
4 slices of toast
4 dollops of brown sauce
4 cups of tea
4 knives and forks
4 pounds

That'd never fit on one plate. And I've got big plates.

fnar fnar etc

 

[aqua]

That'd never fit on one plate. And I've got big plates.

fnar fnar etc

that made me laugh more than was required

 

[bi0boy]

I once had 6 cos that's how many were in the packet and I was hungry, but normally it would be 2, and if I got given 1 when I was out I would hope the rest of it better be good or I wouldn't eat there again.

 

[Strumpet]

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