How many sausages do you have with a fry up?

[cesare]

Veggie bacon is complete and utter pants but veggie swossages rock.

The End.

 

[Herbsman.]

two is standard and is also absolute bare minimum. one is a fucking joke - anyone who gives you just one sausage should be shot in the face. cheeky, stingy bastards. i would have three or four if i had the choice though

 

[aqua]

I am with you cesare on the weird white lumps in snags

I only like really good quality snags

(am I a good mod again yet?)

 

[JTG]

I only have one fried egg.

one egg is excusable but the number of sausages and rashers are non negotiable

 

[JTG]

absolutely the man speaks sense

on matters culinary, I have very firm views. I think we are kindred spirits on this miss aqua

 

[JTG]

I love the word snorker and the word snag

never heard snorker before, snag just sounds australian (ugh)

banger is the way to go

I'm gonna bring you sausages from the Bristol Sausage Shop next time I come up. They're awesome

 

[trashpony]

one egg is excusable but the number of sausages and rashers are non negotiable

I'm afraid that I feel two rashers is a bit on the mean side

 

[cesare]

I am with you cesare on the weird white lumps in snags

I only like really good quality snags

(am I a good mod again yet?)

You were always a good mod afaic aqua, and I'm willing to let the goodness that was scandalously called into doubt by Voldipoof manifest itself again and reign supreme on the matter of snags.

 

[Calva dosser]

One small Lincolnshire.

(No disgusting bits of pocine connective tissue in them)

But I do have fried bread, eggs, mushies, kidneys, dry-cured bacon, tomatoes

And the odd pint of scrumpy when on a State visit.

 

[aqua]

never heard snorker before, snag just sounds australian (ugh)

my mates round here call them snags so I don't have the aussie connection

banger is the way to go

I'm gonna bring you sausages from the Bristol Sausage Shop next time I come up. They're awesome

bloody yes please I remember when you came with pie minister that rocked

 

[cesare]

I'm afraid that I feel two rashers is a bit on the mean side

Gotta be three. And back, of course.

 

[Detroit City]

two is standard and is also absolute bare minimum. one is a fucking joke - anyone who gives you just one sausage should be shot in the face.

would you choose a large caliber firearm or small? the former would do much more damage

 

[JTG]

bloody yes please I remember when you came with pie minister that rocked

look, just come down here and I'll take you to St Nicks Market. You'd be happy as a pig in shit

 

[aqua]

I suspect I might be

 

[aqua]

Gotta be three. And back, of course.

always back bacon, no rind for me though, rind for bees

 

[trashpony]

always back bacon, no rind for me though, rind for bees

Aww - that's a bit like Jack Sprat and his wife

 

[chymaera]

never heard snorker before,

Faints.
Snorker is Royal Navy slang for sausage made famous in the film of the book the Cruel Sea, (probably the mosy realistic war film of it's time).

"Snorkers Good-O"
"Do we get sausages often."
"They are the 1st lieutenants favourite."
"Whether this war be short or long, it is going to seem long. Don't you think?"

 

[cesare]

always back bacon, no rind for me though, rind for bees

No rind and no fat. I'm open to the smoked v unsmoked debate though

 

[aqua]

Aww - that's a bit like Jack Sprat and his wife

except the other way round obv

 

[aqua]

oooooo smoked or unsmoked for me, both have their merits

 

[marty21]

usually 3 if i'm making it myself

 

[cesare]

Kidneys

A la calva D

Now that opens a can of wormses


Kidneys rule sausages imo. At least you know what organ yer eating

 

[cesare]

usually 3 if i'm making it myself

Fibs I bet you don't make yer own swossages. Ha!

 

[JTG]

don't eat much meat at home due to cost/environmental/fat issues

however when I walked in from a somewhat energetic weekend and found my flatmate busily making me a bacon sandwich I thought I'd died and gone to heaven. I love him

 

[JTG]

I suspect I might be

We have the sausage shop, the cheese shop, pie minister, the old fashioned sweet shop, um, lots of others and you can eat lunch at Jamaican, Moroccan, Portuguese, Indian or Italian.

Come on a wednesday and you get the farmers market and all

 

[cesare]

Pie Minister is the greatest food emporium of all time.

But you don't add pies to a fry up JTG - ok?!1

 

[Dillinger4]

Two, sometimes three, but the sausages I use for a fry up are smaller than regular sausages (those skinless ones).

 

[JTG]

Pie Minister is the greatest food emporium of all time.

But you don't add pies to a fry up JTG - ok?!1

oh I know, was just wishing to flash about the ease of access I have to two different branches of Pie Minister

 

[cesare]

oh I know, was just wishing to flash about the ease of access I have to two different branches of Pie Minister

See I should be on the jealousy thread about this, but I'm curbing my natural instincts in the knowledge that there's a Pie Minister stall in Borough Market up the road It's on the pavement and very wee though

 

[marty21]

Fibs I bet you don't make yer own swossages. Ha!

no, i buys them from waitroseses, or borough marketeses