How many "races" exist?

[kained&able]

Theres actually only two races. 100m and marathon. Every other foot race is a derivitive of one of those.


dave

 

[Citizen66]

There's ten races ina decathlon? *Sports fan*

Have I fucked up my joke, then?

 

[butchersapron]

Have I fucked up my joke, then?

Totally!

 

[Citizen66]

Right... erm... next!

 

[untethered]

I can't think of anything more racist than telling me I'm not allowed to think of myself as white any more.

 

[Refused as fuck]

I can't think of anything more racist than telling me I'm not allowed to think of myself as white any more.

We're all black on the inside, baby.

 

[kained&able]

shot put isnt a race!


dave

 

[Jonti]

Who told you that, untethered?

 

[untethered]

We're all black on the inside, baby.

Speak for yourself. I'm not your "baby".

 

[butchersapron]

Who told you that, untethered?

The EEC

 

[untethered]

Who told you that, untethered?

That seems to be the general tenor of this thread.

There are no races, ergo, no whites.

I find the whole concept grossly offensive.

 

[Refused as fuck]

Speak for yourself. I'm not your "baby".

It's a fact, baby.

 

[untethered]

The EEC

Just wait until Turkey gets in.

Morocco will be after that.

 

[isitme]

what about lewis hamilton winning the grand prix

he was mixed race, and he won a race!!

can i lend a pound?

 

[Refused as fuck]

I find the whole concept grossly offensive.

Are you going to cry? Should I ask teacher to call your mummy?

 

[untethered]

It's a fact, baby.

It's nothing of the sort.

You disgust me.

And I'm still not your "baby".

 

[butchersapron]

Yes.

Unless they're a black-hair frizzy who's been at the bleach.

What about the bald? Rootless cosmopolitans?

 

[isitme]

What about the bald? Rootless cosmopolitans?

the mitchells?

 

[Refused as fuck]

When will whitey finally catch a break?

 

[DotCommunist]

When will whitey finally catch a break?

ours is a heavy burden.

 

[kyser_soze]

what about lewis hamilton winning the grand prix

he was mixed race, and he won a race!!

can i lend a pound?

Neither a borrower or lender be, cos they're all racist. Or is this comment mildly racist, including as it does a faint and arch allusion to lending money?

YOU the pubic should decide!

 

[danny la rouge]

I can't think of anything more racist than telling me I'm not allowed to think of myself as white any more.

I can. Killing you for thinking of yourself as white. That'd be worse. Killing you with a rusty butter knife. In the open air. While laughing. That'd be worserer.

 

[Dillinger4]

kill all the white man.

 

[untethered]

Are you going to cry? Should I ask teacher to call your mummy?

I will simply object and resist.

If you want to take my whiteness you can come and pry it from my cold, dead epidermis.

 

[Refused as fuck]

Look!!


Zulus!!!

THOUSANDS OF THEM!

 

[frogwoman]

Fuzzy-wuzzies!

 

[Dillinger4]

I will simply object and resist.

If you want to take my whiteness you can come and pry it from my cold, dead epidermis.

You are probably more pink, I reckon.

 

[DotCommunist]

Look!!


Zulus!!!

THOUSANDS OF THEM!

I told you to blow the bloody spears off'

 

[untethered]

Neither a borrower or lender be, cos they're all racist. Or is this comment mildly racist, including as it does a faint and arch allusion to lending money?

YOU the pubic should decide!

It's Hamlet, not the Merchant of Venice.

I think you're allowed that one.

 

[danny la rouge]

In my country we have problem.