How many futures does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Johnny Goatse demonstrates how to replace a lightbulb without using your hands.
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It's the Marks & Spencer's Lighthouse advert, with loads of girls being really girly.
Now I know nothing more, but since knowledge is only suggestion of knowledge there is nothing lost.
salaam.
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It was a joke about the long standing joke about how many women does it take to change a lightbulb.
More variations on that theme here: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/88old/bulb.html
But often you don't open links so here's a selection:
Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
Q: How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark.
A': None of your damn business!
Q: How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs.
Q: How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
Q: How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three, but they're really only one.
Q: How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
Q: How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.
Q: How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That's not funny!!!
etc
Q: How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb.
A: The whole tribal leadership needs to discuss this problem before they can discuss the problem to whom they delegate the task. The fact the point of discussion is a non Muslim invention makes that they first of all need to make sure Satan is not involved. Reaching consensus on all these matters is therefore not evident.
salaam.
A: The whole tribal leadership needs to discuss this problem before they can discuss the problem to whom they delegate the task. The fact the point of discussion is a non Muslim invention makes that they first of all need to make sure Satan is not involved. Reaching consensus on all these matters is therefore not evident.
salaam.
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Q: How may soul music fans?
A: Four. One to change the bulb, and the other three to say they preferred the original.
Q: How many students?
A: Just the one. You hold the lightbulb in the air, and the world revolves around you.
A: Four. One to change the bulb, and the other three to say they preferred the original.
Q: How many students?
A: Just the one. You hold the lightbulb in the air, and the world revolves around you.
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