How low can we go - Newcastle united 2019/20

Discussion in 'football' started by not-bono-ever, Jun 24, 2019.

  1. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp!

  2. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Starry Wisdom

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  3. not-bono-ever

    not-bono-ever Alles hat ein Ende nur eine Wurst hat zwei

    It is going to be Bruce
     
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  4. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp!

    Former England boss Sam Allardyce says he turned down the chance to return to Newcastle United as the club's manager.
     
  5. not-bono-ever

    not-bono-ever Alles hat ein Ende nur eine Wurst hat zwei

    This is big sam that got the boot by Ashley when he took over the club and got a wedge to walk. His villa in Spain was bought with his payoff and he christened it St. James’s villa as a tribute
     
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  6. sunnysidedown

    sunnysidedown caput mortuum

    christ on a fucking bike.

     
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  7. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp!

    Bruce is a safe pair of hands

    Only £5m compo as well :)
     
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  8. planetgeli

    planetgeli There's no future in England's dreaming

    Is this some sort of NE England equality thing where he repeats his fuck up at Sunderland? (Win % less than 30).

    Gotta feel sorry for Newcastle fans.
     
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  9. not-bono-ever

    not-bono-ever Alles hat ein Ende nur eine Wurst hat zwei

    Sheffield getting 5m for releasing Bruce. Party time in steeltown. I wish I had no emotional investment in this, I really do. It’s as if the owner has decided that managed decline in a way of repaying the punters for the abuse he has got over the years. Rofl
     
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  10. not-bono-ever

    not-bono-ever Alles hat ein Ende nur eine Wurst hat zwei

    Steve Bruce’s Black and White army!

    He has signed. What a fantastic day. It’s champions league next season for sure. Great news. Utterly fantastic.
     
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  11. Limejuice

    Limejuice Well-Known Member

    Benitez - Bruce.

    Sublime - ridiculous.
     
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  12. not-bono-ever

    not-bono-ever Alles hat ein Ende nur eine Wurst hat zwei

    3 nil down vs wolves in China.what a time to be alive
     
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  13. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp!

    To be fair Wolves 'away' is a tough game for any side.

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  14. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp!

    Big game in the PL Asia Trophy and Newcastle are 1-0 up against West Ham :eek:
     
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  15. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp!

    Good win against the Hammers, Bruce is turning things around already.

    Thoughts on Carroll?
     
  16. Limejuice

    Limejuice Well-Known Member

    It's a non-starter unless he's available for the loose change down the fat man's sofa. Free agent, you say? Charnley's got big in the trousers already.

    Can we resist a player who named his son Wolf Nine? Apart from the poor discipline record? Ignore the plague of injuries? The subterranean scoring record? I mean, here's a striker who's managed 34 goals in seven seasons in all competitions at West Ham, and his strike rate was scarcely better at Liverpool and Newcastle...

    Andy Carroll is like the nice motor sitting in a driveway, which is difficult to start and the engine breaks down a lot. It drinks a lot of fuel, and the brakes are intermittent. Bodywork - so-so. The sticker on the window says 'cheap'. You can buy it, park it on your driveway and invite passers-by to admire it and applaud your purchase. And after a few years, after it's scarcely shifted a gear, you'll pay someone to drag it to the scrapyard.

    Obviously, he's a shoo-in at NUFC.

    :(
     
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  17. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp!

    Good analogy :D

    Would be better off getting in a couple of youngster imo
     
  18. tommers

    tommers Your disco needs you

    Andy Carroll gave himself whiplash when he scored that overhead kick vs Palace.

    He once injured himself playing table football.

    He can barely walk these days.

    He might have only scored 34 goals in 7 seasons but he only played about 50 games in that time as well.

    I can't believe a club is even talking about signing him.
     
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  19. planetgeli

    planetgeli There's no future in England's dreaming

    If Newcastle sign Carroll it's like Bruce has read this thread title and taken it as a challenge.

    How much has Carroll earned for sitting on his arse at home not playing? He must be close to top of the list for that.
     
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  20. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp!

  21. Limejuice

    Limejuice Well-Known Member

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  22. BCBlues

    BCBlues Lend us a Twenner

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  23. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp!

    Did think Sol was not the best example :D
     
  24. not-bono-ever

    not-bono-ever Alles hat ein Ende nur eine Wurst hat zwei

    Carroll is a poor mans Duncan Ferguson
     
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  25. planetgeli

    planetgeli There's no future in England's dreaming

    When Carroll suffered an attempted robbery, he hit about ten cars while trying to flee. Ferguson would have got out and hit the robber.

    Man jailed for Andy Carroll robbery bid
     
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