How long should a box of Honey Nut Cornflakes last?

[Termite Man]

I like them with banananas (yes, that's right - banananas) and/or syrup. You have to put the syrup on last obv, otherwise the milk can't flow through. And you have to have three obv, as two just isn't enough. Sometimes, when I'm feeling a little naughty - ie, when I am being a greedy fat pig - I add cream to the milk. I always eat them with a tablespoon as I can't cram them in fast enough with anything else.

Right/wrong?

I have mine with brown sugar and shit loads of milk . Sometimes I will stick them in the microwave to heat them up so it all turns into a warm mush

3 is clearly the proper amount of so from a proper sized pack it's 16 portions

 

[quimcunx]

I have 1 useless weetabix bix that's been sitting in the cupboard for weeks. What use is one bix.

 

[Cloo]

Depends if your partner tends to snack on dry handfuls of it during the day!

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

I reckon I'd probably get 4-5 bowls out of a normal sized box. 30g servings can fuck off.

 

[Hi-ASL]

Sometimes I will stick them in the microwave to heat them up so it all turns into a warm mush

Disgusting. I'm not even gonna add a mitigating smiley to that. Just foul, end of.

3 is clearly the proper amount of so from a proper sized pack it's 16 portions

Correct. With 24 or 48 in a pack you can't go wrong.

I have 1 useless weetabix bix that's been sitting in the cupboard for weeks. What use is one bix.

I've no idea how this happens! And yet it does! Every time!

 

[Strumpet]

Not a chocolate fan.

Knew there was something iffy about you

Sometimes I will stick them in the microwave to heat them up so it all turns into a warm mush

MMMmmm warm, grey mush. I lurve weetabox in the winter

 

[Saffy]

Weetabix are lovely, I like them with just the right amount of hot water (from the kettle) to make them soft, a handful of raisins and then a couple of spoonfuls of yogurt on top.

I buy bloody loads of them, my son can eat 4 or 5 for breakfast and he's only 5.

 

[Hi-ASL]

Just buy porridge, if you want porridge. Buy porridge. What the hell's wrong with you people?