antimata
neck chops
not the wasp you killed 5 times thats who...
How long do wasps nest for?
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not the wasp you killed 5 times thats who...
krtek a houby
Saoirse don Phalaistín!
I am not a fan of the wasps. Brutish, godless creatures that they are.
keybored
Well done. You remember cat good.
I've probably killed 4 or 5 more since then. I've adopted a zero tolerance policy, basically I kill them on sight before they sting me. I'm getting pretty good at it and haven't been stung since
krtek a houby
Saoirse don Phalaistín!
When my cousin was around 8, he bashed a wasps' nest with a stick. As pre-emptive strikes go, it wasn't very well thought out. Multiple stings ensued.
He later became a cage fighter. Now, I'm not saying the two things are connected but still...
He later became a cage fighter. Now, I'm not saying the two things are connected but still...
keybored
Well done. You remember cat good.
No good swatting them when they're already on your face mate.
Pickman's model
sunset spires and twilight woods
no, antimata's been stung in the eye
neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
You got lucky. You'd better burn your house down next time to be on the safe side.
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
Where is fizzerbird? Has she burned her house down through getting freaked out by her lovely sweet wasp guests? 
Treacle Toes
Time
Where is fizzerbird? Has she burned her house down through getting freaked out by her lovely sweet wasp guests?
Just saw this and thought of Fizzer too
Fig rolls are minging but that was a cool video 
Wasps lay their eggs in all sorts of revolting other places though
Wasps lay their eggs in all sorts of revolting other places though
fizzerbird
Always there when I need me...
Where is fizzerbird? Has she burned her house down through getting freaked out by her lovely sweet wasp guests?
No...but my garden grass has grown so high as I've been too scared to go outside and cut it, I'm half expecting to see members of the 'phukawey' tribe appear at my back door...
Just saw this and thought of Fizzer too
I am NOT going to click on that vid!
...I rest my case...(hope you are ok antimata )
#waspsonthebeesonthewhatnowOne of the cunts stung me whilst I was at work on Friday
NoXion
his soul is marching on
Oh, and speaking of unprovoked wasp attacks, I was taking a nap on my bed once when I heard that distinctive ugly buzzing sound. Still half-asleep, I shifted position slightly, and it turns out the little bastard was right on top of me or next to me or something. Furious at my impudence at daring to move on my own bed, the little shit stung me. What a cunt.
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
they really do lack basic decency. To attack a man in his own bed, worse than Hitler. Actually, probably on a par with hitler given his gestapos penchant for hauling people out of their beds at 3 am (always the worst time psychologically. Straight out of REM sleep). Either way I'm glad the summer is fading now I've had 4 close encounters of the worst kind. Its like they can smell my fear
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
You probably farted in the poor thing's face while you were asleep, so it justifiably stung you.
NoXion
his soul is marching on
The brute invaded my home and assaulted me when I was barely conscious. You have a funny definition of "justifiable".
