How long do I boil saveloys for?

[farmerbarleymow]

How to ruin chips - gravy and the MRM tube of abattoir waste.

 

[dessiato]

From memory, I think you'll find that they're a "bit" like sprouts at Christmas - you can never get them on soon enough and boil for long enough - as a general rule of thumb (and using your thumb AS A RULE in this case is exactly what you should do) it's "about" one week's rolling boil for each inch of the saveloy - remember "longer IS better" particularly when it comes to cooking

Then throw it in the bin.

 

[maomao]

How to ruin chips - gravy and the MRM tube of abattoir waste.

You don't like gravy? I thought northerners all ate chips properly.

 

[Shechemite]

Please can everyone stop saying boiled. You don't boil haggis, or saveloy, or frankfurters. You bring the water to the boil then turn the heat down and simmer them.

If you boil any of the above you are going to end up with a bland mess.

The threads reached boiling point

 

[Shechemite]

Simpler to get them already cooked from the chippy. They’re lovely, much tastier than the jumbo sausages which also have gristle risk.

Risk is all the more reason to eat them

 

[farmerbarleymow]

You don't like gravy? I thought northerners all ate chips properly.

I eat chips properly - none of that gravy muck here. Or god forbid, curry sauce. Only bloody weirdos ruin their chips with that filth.

 

[maomao]

I eat chips properly - none of that gravy muck here. Or god forbid, curry sauce. Only bloody weirdos ruin their chips with that filth.

I've seen the breakfast thread. I don't trust you on food.

 

[Spymaster]

I eat chips properly - none of that gravy muck here. Or god forbid, curry sauce. Only bloody weirdos ruin their chips with that filth.

I don't think I've ever seen you be wrong so many time one one thread!

Anyone who doesn't like chips and curry sauce pretty much excludes their opinions on food from consideration. Add to that the saveloy hating

 

[bellaozzydog]

When I worked in a chippy if the fryer had dropped the ball and we had customers waiting for chips and needing entertaining, my party trick was making saveloys sing by putting them in the microwave for too long

Eta just don’t eat the doirty bastards

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I've seen the breakfast thread. I don't trust you on food.

There's nowt wrong with my breakfasts - eating a kilo of veg at the crack of dawn is completely normal.

I don't think I've ever seen you be wrong so many time one one thread!

Anyone who doesn't like chips and curry sauce pretty much excludes their opinions on food from consideration. Add to that the saveloy hating

Chips should only come with scraps, salt and vinegar - and no glutinous slop. You're a southerner so obviously allowances must be made for your ignorance.

 

[Spymaster]

T You're a southerner so obviously allowances must be made for your ignorance.

Well you say that but curry sauce wasn't common in chippies down here when I were a lad. It's still not available everywhere. I thought that was a northern thing. Gravy on chips certainly is.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Well you say that but curry sauce wasn't common in chippies down here when I were a lad. It's still not available everywhere. I thought that was a northern thing. Gravy on chips certainly is.

Yeah, but not all northerners are normal.

Gravy is just shit really. Watery shit at that.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

moose Glitter sojourner Throbbing Angel Fez909 neonwilderness Wilf- what is your take on gravy n shit on chips?

 

[Mrs Miggins]

Yeah, but not all northerners are normal.

Gravy is just shit really. Watery shit at that.

Showing your ignorance there...chip shop gravy is far from watery

 

[neonwilderness]

moose Glitter sojourner Throbbing Angel Fez909 neonwilderness Wilf- what is your take on gravy n shit on chips?

Depends on what you’re having them with, but I’d generally lean towards no.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

Oh and saveloys are lush. Never had one before I moved to London. My love of sausages I believe is well known.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Showing your ignorance there...chip shop gravy is far from watery

But you're from Cleethorpes - so you know nowt.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

But you're from Cleethorpes - so you know nowt.

Get out

 

[UnderOpenSky]

Yeah, but not all northerners are normal.

Gravy is just shit really. Watery shit at that.

If bringing home chip from a local chippie I've been known to make my own. Chips and gravy is nice. Most chip shop gravy is pretty awful stuff and overpiced at that.

 

[UnderOpenSky]

I'm also thinking that I don't ever remember eating a Savoy. I mean they sound grim, but I like most sausages, so really feel like I should have at least tried one.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

I'm also thinking that I don't ever remember eating a Savoy. I mean they sound grim, but I like most sausages, so really feel like I should have at least tried one.

Like a more spicy peppery frankfurter. They should be awful but they're actually pretty nice.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Showing your ignorance there...chip shop gravy is far from watery

You mean like malignant phlegm?

Depends on what you’re having them with, but I’d generally lean towards no.

Good lad - you have a promising start in life.

Oh and saveloys are lush. Never had one before I moved to London. My love of sausages I believe is well known.

Deeply, deeply wrong.

 

[UnderOpenSky]

Like a more spicy peppery frankfurter. They should be awful but they're actually pretty nice.

Next time I see one in a chippy I shall buy one. Although I live in the North, so apparently they are less common. Next time I'm visiting my home town I shall look out.

 

[Maggot]

- what is your take on gravy n shit on chips?

Never mind shit, you've pissed on our chips on this thread.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

Next time I see one in a chippy I shall buy one. Although I live in the North, so apparently they are less common. Next time I'm visiting my home town I shall look out.

Yeah I've never seen them in the north but they are good. If you like a northern chippy battered sausage, you'll like them. Completely different thing but the same level of filthy

 

[Mrs Miggins]

Never mind shit, you've pissed on our chips on this thread.

I draw the line there....

 

[moose]

what is your take on gravy n shit on chips?

Gravy, yes of course.
Curry sauce, yes.
Shit, no
Only veggie gravy, though.

 

[dessiato]

But you're from Cleethorpes - so you know nowt.

So am I. Watch your back now.

 

[dessiato]

I'm also thinking that I don't ever remember eating a Savoy. I mean they sound grim, but I like most sausages, so really feel like I should have at least tried one.

Savoy is a type of cabbage. Saveloy is a type of shitty sausage fit only for the bin.

 

[TopCat]

There's nowt wrong with my breakfasts - eating a kilo of veg at the crack of dawn is completely normal.



Chips should only come with scraps, salt and vinegar - and no glutinous slop. You're a southerner so obviously allowances must be made for your ignorance.

Im south and agree with you entirely.