How late have you been for work?

[5T3R30TYP3]

One time I was 4 and a half hours late because I misread the rota.

 

[onemonkey]

i have taken 'mental health' days before and occasional hangover related absences.. but latest i've actually made it in is only two or three hours.. (after that what's the point?)

in my last week or so at deutsche bank one day i came in at 10am, the next at 10:30 and the day after at 11am

finally the boss said 'why are you so late?'
my reply was 'because i really can't make myself care anymore'
he didn't respond

i didn't come in at all for the last four days and they had HR pestering me for a bit.. didn't matter cos i'll never need a reference from them

 

[liberty]

I'm always about 30 mins early

 

[Kidda]

misread the rota thinking i had the day off

(done that a couple of times)

then i told them i was too busy to go in when they call to see why i was late.

fuck um. reclaim ya time

 

[foo]

i got in at 8 this morning so i could leave early. no key-holders were about so i sat in the carpark like a plum til gone 9!!

 

[hiccup]

On Tuesday I arrived at work at 3pm, instead of the usual 9am. I thought that was quite impressively late. But then I get paid by the hour, so it was an expensive lie-in.

 

[Termite Man]

I'm never late for work . Since I have a 4 mile walk ( and most of it is uphill ) I like to get in about 30 minutes early and have a sit down and coffee before I start work !

 

[MarkMark]

I was delayed getting into chancery lane today. The OB had closed Holborn thinking there was a bomb on a tube.

Made me a bit nervous that did

 

[Paris Garters]

a week.
Boss: did you get my messages?
Me: yeah, god, just this morning! my phone hasn't been working (shuffle shuffle)
Me: I did say I was away for two weeks, right?

 

[onemonkey]

yesterday was the 1st day of my phd I got in at about 4pm.. not a great start

 

[Ms T]

I was half an hour late this morning because my alarm clock stopped during the night and then started again. I woke up and was about to go back to sleep, thinking it was 5am, and then the OH told me it was actually 6.45 -- the time I normally leave when I'm on the 0730 shift!!

I feel very out of sorts as a result. I hate being late.

And I'm knackered.

 

[rennie]

oooh Ms T i feel for ya... we've got a fella downstairs who turns his radio alarm at 6:30 and it's soooo loud i can never go back to sleep.

 

[foamy]

i'm never late to my work.

if i were, the lunatics would start taking over the asylum