How can I get out of something?

[RubyBlue]

Quite possible! She sounds exactly - EXACTLY - like my nice but er, forward ex-flatmate

No - possibly to old to be your neice - she's 30 I think.

 

[Upchuck]

Quite possible! She sounds exactly - EXACTLY - like my nice but er, forward ex-flatmate

Did she try and lez you up?

 

[Upchuck]

No - possibly to old to be your neice - she's 30 I think.

Where the fuck did you get that from???

 

[Pip]

No - possibly to old to be your neice - she's 30 I think.

Stop getting drunk with Kelly ffs, you're not making any sense.

 

[RubyBlue]

Where the fuck did you get that from???

Pip - look at the post above

 

[Upchuck]

Pip never claimed this drunken Kelly as her niece

 

[RubyBlue]

Stop getting drunk with Kelly ffs, you're not making any sense.

Pip - look at the post above

Oh, sorry - just re-read - your nice flatmate - I thought you said your niece Sorry wasn't paying proper attention. I'm on tenterhooks in case Kelly starts calling me if she hears me typing

 

[Upchuck]

lol

 

[quimcunx]

You need to put your foot down. You're not there for her amusement. Be nice, but be FIRM

No he shouldn't!

He should follow her every whim then report back here.

It'll be like one of those novels where the narator details their own downfall.

 

[RubyBlue]

It'll be like one of those novels where the narator details their own downfall.

 

[Upchuck]

I bet, while shouting down from the window after hearing you typing, she's eying up the distance to see if she jumped in to your backyard whether she'd do an ankle. You'll know the answer soon enough.

 

[RubyBlue]

Did she try and lez you up?

That'd turn you right on wouldn't it you filthy perv

 

[RubyBlue]

I bet, while shouting down from the window after hearing you typing, she's eying up the distance to see if she jumped in to your backyard whether she'd do an ankle. You'll know the answer soon enough.

My lights are off, instead of blasting music out I have my Ipod on - the only sound is my keyboard - the only light is my pc. I'm afraid - very afraid. i'm to scared to go outside and smoke

 

[Upchuck]

I'd get some noise reduction big earphones if I were you. And fix any creaky boards.

 

[RubyBlue]

I bet her real name is Kelly. Ha ha you live below Kelly

Actually my other neighbour - who lives next to me on the ground floor - is called Kelly - she's dead sweet and nice - couldn't ask for a nicer neighbour Her hubby's called Paddy

 

[RubyBlue]

Why the hell I've been roped into this I have no idea - I'm actually running around like a blue aresed fly getting this party sorted At least the Ipod problem's resolved. I won't even be attending the thing My fridge is stocked full of her food and I have to clean up now as she wants to cook half the stuff in my flat!

 

[Upchuck]

It's your own fault mate. You are kind of stuck now. Either continue the relationship as it is, or neighbourhood war is around the corner. How long's the lease for? If it's short get in the landlord's ear and you may be free.

 

[RubyBlue]

^ yes - I know it's my fucking fault The lease is for 12 months - I actually know the landlord - he's a sort of mate and he's renting the flat out because he needs the cash. She's ok though - just need to distance myself a bit after I've finished as an unpaid party organisor!

 

[Upchuck]

Don't let her leave any beer or wine in the fridge.

 

[jæd]

Tell her she is welcome to it but it has recently been up your anus. smear a bit of nutella on it for realism

What sane person smears an iPod with nutella and shoves it up their arse for kicks...? I use Pineapple Jam.

 

[RubyBlue]

God, right now that would tempt me - she's already oferred me rum shots but, no, it's only food stocked in the fridge.

 

[Upchuck]

What is the party celebrating?

 

[RubyBlue]

It's her boyfriends 50th birthday. I just seen a kid of his - the cutest thing ever - 4 years old with braided hair and talks like hes 12

 

[Upchuck]

What, did he tell you to fuck off

 

[RubyBlue]

What, did he tell you to fuck off

LOL no - he's just so questioning about everything and really intelligent

 

[Upchuck]

Would you lend him the ipod over the mum?

 

[RubyBlue]

Would you lend him the ipod over the mum?

no-one - and I mean no-one is getting my ipod or my dock - I spent shit loads and it's mine

 

[Upchuck]

Are you planning to go out tonight? Or will you sit in your flat and endure the noise?

 

[RubyBlue]

Are you planning to go out tonight? Or will you sit in your flat and endure the noise?

I've recently got back from holiday and I met a guy who lives in London - I'm meeting him tonight - that's the only reason I'm not going to her party - else I would have gone - her food is looking fab

 

[Upchuck]

Nothing like casual sex on a Saturday night