how can a shit-dump be considered cool?

[nuttys]

brixton.

same as camden town.

violent and psycotic petty criminals and general low lives from the whole world gathered.

I am seriously intrested to know how the hell it can be considered a "cool" place to live?

 

[Donna Ferentes]

Which one is it this time?

 

[Jessiedog]

Which one is it this time?

*looks at toes*

Eeny, meeny, miney, Mo!



Woof

 

[Dubversion]

brixton.

same as camden town.

violent and psycotic petty criminals and general low lives from the whole world gathered.

I am seriously intrested to know how the hell it can be considered a "cool" place to live?

cos we're all middle class whitey who just love being 'down' with the lowlifes. We've read our Genet, we know that scum = cool.

Bring on the crack hos, i wanna feel UNDERGROUND!

 

[editor]

brixton.

same as camden town.

violent and psycotic petty criminals and general low lives from the whole world gathered.

I am seriously intrested to know how the hell it can be considered a "cool" place to live?

<off to check IP addresses>

 

[editor]

Bring on the crack hos, i wanna feel UNDERGROUND!

Hey! I walked past some edgy people last night on Coldharbour Lane. And it was after 10 at night.

I think that makes me more UNDERGROUND than you.

 

[zenie]

 

[pootle]

*yawn*

One of my former housemates said she moved to Brixton because it was edgy and cool. And she was black!

*gasp*

Or something.

 

[editor]

brixton.

same as camden town.

violent and psycotic petty criminals and general low lives from the whole world gathered.

Funny thing was that you previously posted about being mugged in, err, Islington High Street.
Have you ever been mugged in Brixton? Or assaulted/robbed/bothered in any way?

 

[Dubversion]

twas a nice post too..

4 very big, and actually very black, guys surrounded me and one flashed a knife.
?

"actually very black"?

as opposed to "not really that black at all"

or "a bit peaky"

 

[nuttys]

ok.

So. I guess it's not possible to get any good answers from you guys here.

This forum is too pestered by yelling right wing clear-the-streets-by-locking-them-all-up posts.

You are fed up with it and I understand it.

I'll try somewhere else.

 

[trashpony]

So. I guess it's not possible to get any good answers from you guys here.

This forum is too pestered by yelling right wing clear-the-streets-by-locking-them-all-up posts.

You are fed up with it and I understand it.

I'll try somewhere else.

Bye

Shut the door please

 

[editor]

This forum is too pestered by yelling right wing clear-the-streets-by-locking-them-all-up posts.

Eh? You're the one dishing out the reactionary knee jerk bollocks about being mugged by 'very black' guys and ethnic areas being 'shit dumps'.

PS Were my questions too hard for you then?

 

[Bonfirelight]

i thought this thread was gonna be about satisfying/unsatisfying bowel movements

 

[marty21]

brixton is meh


hackney is way underground

 

[editor]

i thought this thread was gonna be about satisfying/unsatisfying bowel movements

My shit dumps are well cool and edgy.
Especially if I've been overdoing the bran.

 

[Kameron]

Well he posted ...

Im a wanker... [snip] I was devastated (watching telly is out of my image so I like to do it discretely while pretending to post cool comments at creditable forums online)

... which I guess says it all.


He also claims to live in Bermondsey, wouldn't we all like to live a stones throw from the river in central London.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

*yawn*

One of my former housemates said she moved to Brixton because it was edgy and cool. And she was black!

*gasp*

Or something.

she missed out vibrant

 

[nuttys]

Yes I've been assaulted 3-4 times in Brixton (out of perhaps only 6-7 times visiting the area).

The old post about getting mugged in islington was about the lack of interest from the police.
And the remark about black guys was meant as a slight sarcasm or similar, as you rarely see any black guys on Islington high street since its so fucking GENTRIFIED BORING.

 

[editor]

Yes I've been assaulted 3-4 times in Brixton (out of perhaps only 6-7 times visiting the area).

That must make you remarkably unfortunate!

Could you elaborate about how your incredible 60% assault rate came about?

I mean, tens of thousands of people walk the streets of Brixton every single day without incident, so what were you doing to attract such unwelcome attention?

 

[Bonfirelight]

are you donal macintyre?

 

[nuttys]

sorry guys.

I know now that I should walk here on giant cotton buds.
A new guy here daring to use such words. What can we expect next? Double exclamation marks?

 

[waverunner]

Yes I've been assaulted 3-4 times in Brixton (out of perhaps only 6-7 times visiting the area).

Do you walk about with your iPod swinging around in plain sight, talking on your mobile, with your overstuffed wallet sticking out your back pocket? Or perhaps you make a point of telling Brixtonites how shit Brixton is? Please don't tell me you just 'go about your business' cos I won't believe you.

 

[editor]

I know now that I should walk here on giant cotton buds.
A new guy here daring to use such words. What can we expect next? Double exclamation marks?

Are you going to answer my questions, please?

 

[nuttys]

editor:

I like to do long walks in London during the night. I know its asking for it, but still.

(next time I go to Brixton I will not flash my Rolex and leave my laptop computer at home...)

 

[editor]

nuttys visits Brixton:

 

[hendo]

are you donal macintyre?

He couldn't get mugged, that was the problem with the programme.

I've been mugged in Brixton, once in five years.

But the more I think about this poster and his efforts, the more I think he's not even worth responding to.

Violence in our area is a serious topic and needs serious discussion. Let's please ban the guy, bin this and move on.

 

[editor]

I like to do long walks in London during the night. I know its asking for it, but still.

So what was the nature of these 4 assaults? Where did they happen? Did you report them to the police?

You see, I walk all around Brixton at all times of the day and the night and I've yet to encounter a 60% smack-in-the-face rate.

 

[pianistenvy]

Well, as long as nutty's in Brixton, everyone else is less likely to get mugged as he'll be the one getting his ipod and laptop half-inched. Therefore making Brixton a safer place to visit!

 

[girasol]

Post a photo of you, by reading the life lines on your face I'll be able to tell you why are followed by such bad luck.

a close up photo of the (hairy )palm of your right hand will also be helpful.