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kained&able said:
How brillient is House!

I can't get enough of it. Hugh laurie is the most sarcastic prick ever in it and his american accent isn't half bad.

Omar Epps has his moments and best of all Billy kennedy from neighbours is in it!

Brillient programme. Anyone else watch it? If not you really should its about the only medical type show i have ever enjoyed watching. Its so danm funny without ever really trying to be and its proper dark.

Class i say class!

dave
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Totally agreed :D
 
I constantly find the juxtaposition of such a high quality series and the terrifying Fox News clips you see on The Daily Show totally mind-boggling.
 
encyclopedia dramatica said:
Basic Episode Summary

  1. Every episode begins with a person doing something. Then they fall over and their ass bleeds. Everyone screams.
  2. House hobbles down a hallway to his office. As House is sitting in his office railing a few lines of coke, Foreman runs in and tells him that yet ANOTHER patient with a super-ultra rare one in a million foreign disease has just come in. House rolls his eyes, and continues to snort until the white people Chase and Cameron tell him it's serious.
  3. House hobbles into the ER while taking some Vicodin and demands answers like a hard boiled cop, threatening to cut off his/her life supply if they lie to him; this usually results in him abusing the patient until they go into a massive seizure. At this point House throws up his hands and goes back to his office to play Metroid or Pokemon on his Gameboy advance. Several times between steps 2-4, the patient will appear to be cured, but suddenly develop another fucking symptom.
  4. House wanders around the hospital after clinic duty deeply annoyed, looking for Morphine to inject into his testicles. On his way, a colleague walks alongside him as they discuss the patient or personal lives, all whilst using complex medical terms that no one understands. This is also known as the "Chat walk." Even the writers know this is just crap filler- in the words of the doctor himself, "Walking looks good. It gives the illusion of the story moving forward."
  5. Some interpersonal drama occurs. Typically involves sex, Cuddy's inner struggle regarding becoming a mother, some sort of relationship problems, and sometimes the police.
  6. House sends his team to break into the patient's house to look for clues (standard medical procedure, by the way). This part is riddled with inaccuracies, such as how the white people know so much about breaking into houses, or how they never find a wife in the kitchen.
  7. Dr. Cuddy storms into House's office, giving him a bunch of shit about how he's not following protocol, endangering the patients' lives, and how she will have him fired. House basically responds to this guilt trip by telling her "TITS OR GTFO" and proceeds to throttle her with his pimpcane. She then bans him from touching the patient, and he goes and cries to Wilson, who says some serious yet touching bullshit. Then, a bit later, by looking at or hearing something completely unrelated to the medical case, in a bolt of inspiration House somehow connects it with some random-ass disease and knows in his heart it is the true diagnosis. Then House takes some more Vicodin.
  8. House walks down another hallway, punches his way in to the ER and tries a bunch of super-drastic last-ditch efforts to save the patient like injecting 15cc's of hobo semen directly into the spine and the occasional shocker to try to resuscitate the patient. The patient finally comes back to life and instead of thanking the doctors, they thank God. House again is rude and dissmissive and tells the patient he/she can thank god all day but they're only talking to walls and instructs his butthurt medical team to STFU, while limping out of the place. More Vicodin, in the meantime.
  9. House is back in his office raiding the pill cabinet and injecting heroin into his dick, as some song that was mentioned in or somehow relates to the episode, plays in the background. This is also where any other side problem in the episode gets solved in a last minute deus ex machina.
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pimpcane!
 
It's more like Sherlock Holmes than Batman I would say. The script is good and the characters well fleshed out - though the current love interest I don't find very believable.

Keeping the original assistant doctors was genius.

House and Mad Men have been the only series I can think of recently which were worth watching...
 
Gmarthews said:
Am loving the season five House atm, absolutely brilliant!!!

Anyone else watching it?

A good clip of Americans boring Hugh Laurie in interviews with their inability to understand how anyone might NOT live in the US ;)
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New series? Where? When? :eek::confused:
 
kained&able said:
season 5 is just about to finnish in the states.

torrenting will commnece shortly!


dave
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Gmarthews said:
Only available on torrent. It is great tho - coming up towards the end and House is feeling the strain. I don't reckon they'll be able to continue much longer now so am hoping for a happy ending :)
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oh, I don't do torrenting and my computer's dead :D

When's it going to be shown on UK tv?
 
Sadken, I don't know why people say you're an idiot. You are clearly very intelligent and insightful. Insightful and intelligent.
 
a girl once told he i was as cool as house!


Best compliment ever.:cool:

refused your one sarcatsic motherfucker, motherfucker sarcastic!


dave
 
Gutted just ain't the word. Refused tries to have a crack at me about once every two months or so. It never quite comes off, but he'll carry on thinking he's superior anyway and who am I to burst his bubble?
 
I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin......fashion him some ironic glasses made out of beef and then replace his actual ironic glasses with the beef pair so that he walks around getting all beef in his little fringe thing all day, every day, until he goes to bed in his - no doubt - ironic pyjamas. Beef in your hair, motherfucker. BEEF IN YOUR HAIR!
 
Sadken said:
I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin......fashion him some ironic glasses made out of beef and then replace his actual ironic glasses with the beef pair so that he walks around getting all beef in his little fringe thing all day, every day, until he goes to bed in his - no doubt - ironic pyjamas. Beef in your hair, motherfucker. BEEF IN YOUR HAIR!
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:hmm:
 
Sadken said:
I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin......fashion him some ironic glasses made out of beef and then replace his actual ironic glasses with the beef pair so that he walks around getting all beef in his little fringe thing all day, every day, until he goes to bed in his - no doubt - ironic pyjamas. Beef in your hair, motherfucker. BEEF IN YOUR HAIR!
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nice!


dave
 
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