Hotels by the hour

[ShiftyBagLady]

Excuse me. My situation is, to all intensive porpoises, the same. Shifty's the dirtbag

yeah, maybe

 

[quimcunx]

Yeah that sucks But you're talking proper romance.

It's not so bad. Probably see each other on average every 5 days, and manage 2 and 3 nights at a time sometimes. But yeah, sometimes it is just lunch which is a bit rubbish.

5t311a's talking dirty

I expect so. And hypothetically too, apparently.

 

[trashpony]

Excuse me. My situation is, to all intensive porpoises, the same. Shifty's the dirtbag

Sorry

How about you and quimmy get one of those rooms with 2 double beds in it and then have a timeshare type arrangement? Or is that too weird and gross.

God I'm treading dangerously into anais nin territory here. I think I'd better leave the thread

 

[5t3IIa]

just out of interest, what did your email say?

Subject: Private Offices

Hi there

Do you still do the deals mentioned in this article? http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/2009/jan/14/budget-love-hotels-romantic-valentines?page=2

The Hoxton, London, UK
No doubt there are plenty of sleazy boltholes around the capital but we have our standards, you know. Our suggestion is the stylish Hoxton, which has daytime deals on its "private offices" - aka its bedrooms - for a bargain £19. They're aimed at business people who need some desk space while they're in town, but there's nothing to stop you inviting your partner to step into your office. On leaving, the bars and restaurants of trendy Shoreditch are but a brief stroll away.

Thanks
Stella

But I've lost interest now there's no beds.

 

[5t3IIa]

Sorry

How about you and quimmy get one of those rooms with 2 double beds in it and then have a timeshare type arrangement? Or is that too weird and gross.

God I'm treading dangerously into anais nin territory here. I think I'd better leave the thread

*adds to brainstorming diagram on flipchart*

You're doing some good work here Trashbag but you keep forgetting the 'bed' aspect.

 

[quimcunx]

*adds to brainstorming diagram on flipchart*

You're doing some good work here Trashbag but you keep forgetting the 'bed' aspect.

I think the mistake she's made there is too many beds....

 

[ShiftyBagLady]

Even if one was to rent a hotel room for the night the check in/check out time might prove prohibitive.
It's a cruel cruel world.

 

[hektik]

i don't think i'd ever want to use one of these types of hotels. i'd want at least 6 hours grace before they discover the body.

 

[5t3IIa]

i don't think i'd ever want to use one of these types of hotels. i'd want at least 6 hours grace before they discover the body.

This is another reasonable consideration.

 

[EastEnder]

Can you rent a room for 5 mins, assuming you're not fussed wasting time with foreplay or asking their name, etc, ?

 

[quimcunx]

Can you rent a room for 5 mins, assuming you're not fussed wasting time with foreplay or asking their name, etc, ?

They are called toilets.

 

[EastEnder]

Not very "classy".

 

[quimcunx]

No, no you're not.

 

[5t3IIa]

Only 20p though

 

[EastEnder]

Plus 50p for the prozzie.

 

[DotCommunist]

I heard most places have a 1 person per room policy on this to avoid getting shut down by OB as a Bawdy Houses

 

[madzone]

Why pretend to have a different motive? I'd just phone up and ask if I can rent a room for two hours because I want to fuck someone in it. Mind you, I'd want more than two hrs tbf. Also I'd make them book the hotel and pay for it.

 

[Gromit]

How about if you are an insomniac who only ever sleeps a maximum of 1 hour 55 minutes?

 

[DotCommunist]

Why pretend to have a different motive? I'd just phone up and ask if I can rent a room for two hours because I want to fuck someone in it. Mind you, I'd want more than two hrs tbf. Also I'd make them book the hotel and pay for it.

see above. The owners of the hotel would get shutdown as a knocking shop

 

[madzone]

see above. The owners of the hotel would get shutdown as a knocking shop

How do people manage it then? Do they manage it or is it only in films?

 

[DotCommunist]

what, run as knocking shop or customers have clandestine assignations of passion?

 

[madzone]

what, run as knocking shop or customers have clandestine assignations of passion?

The customers.

 

[DotCommunist]

The discretion and blind eye-turning of the establishment I imagine. I recon your chains and bigger hotels don't turn a blind eye though. Like pubs serving underage, iyswim

 

[hipipol]

How fucking cheap can ye get?

Book the fucking 24 hours, use what you want of it

The two hours booking is for cheapskates
Whether you wanna fuck or eat yer own weight in bacon sandwiches, you paid for it, you can do it

If you beleive the Lenny Henry ads, you can get a decent room with a well comfy bed for 35 quid - well worth it...

 

[ShiftyBagLady]

Most have places have very inconvenient checking in/out times.
Or so I'm told

 

[AverageJoe]

The Hilton does day rooms.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

That sort of thing is really as filthy as it sounds, isn't it? There's not some other legitimate use for buying two hours in a hotel is there?

Help me out here.

Quick power nap?

Btw, does 'hotel by the hour', really sound 'filthy' to you?

 

[ShiftyBagLady]

The Hilton does day rooms.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

So you go to some hotel and ask to book for an hour or two and they say 'fine' but they only say 'fine' cuz yr lugging tv gear? It's not cheaper either is it?

I think what they get used for, is sex. People having affairs, prostitutes and their customers. You know: sex.

You should be happy. Without them, there'd be a lot more blowjobs and fucking in cars on the street, with the kids walking by.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

From what I gather, they're fairly common in a number of European countries, and not particularly frowned upon.

You know, those countries where people don't react with shock and horror at the idea that sexual activity actually does take place outside the confines of holy wedlock.