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Where am I going to place my coat while I am sitting at the desk taking shorthand if there's no bed?
 
Where am I going to place my coat while I am sitting at the desk taking shorthand if there's no bed?

It doesn't really matter as this is just hypothetical curiosity.



I'll leave mine at the office. It's only a 5 minute walk.
 
That doesn't sound like a fun place for getting jiggy though does it? Desks are only fun if you get to sweep loads of stuff off them.

You'd have to arrive early for staging and that would take the wind out of the sails wouldn't it? :D
 
Yeah exactly! One leatherette folder about the hotel's spa facilities and wifi is no good.

Also, I'd be pretty pissed off if i went early to neatly arrange piles of important looking papers, pens and pencils only for them to be thrown about without a word :mad::rolleyes:

:D
 
In Argentina you see couples queuing to use these places in the evening.

This is mainly because most people can't afford to move out of home until they're quite old so it's the most convenient way for couples to get a bit of privacy.

Unfortunately this is also a country where adultery is something of a national sport.

This means that the longer queues at popular places can be a bit tense owing to the likelihood that father/mother and lover might end up bumping into offspring and girlfriend/boyfriend in the queue leading to great embarassment all round and an interesting new angle to family politics.

The queues at these places can be huge too, winding all the way around the block.

I gather they are popular in Japan as well.
 
I stayed at one of these when I first arrived in Peru. Due to me getting accosted by some young American girl, and her aunt (who I later found out was trying to set us up) from a friendly local woman who I met in Venezuela, I somehow ended up in the back of this local womans mothers car, driving through the streets of Lima at midnight, on the promise that she worked in the hotel industry and would sort me out a room for the night………

Back at her house, she’s pushing me into a shower and acting a bit weird as I try and get the point across that I really need to get a hotel room as its getting late and the streets are full of pimp ass gun toting don’t give a fuck mother fuckers, but she’s all like its cool its cool come to my room. I eventually manage to demand escape, and she takes me to a hotel – the last one open cos its so late :rolleyes:

How many hours do you want? The lady behind the counter asked. ‘A whole day’ I replied. To which she raised an eyebrow at my female accomplice and gave a lucky wink…

No no no, its not for that. I want to sleep…..

So I got up to the room, ditched Shakira and lay down for the night……on a towel I’d lain down on a very ‘moist’ circular bed, with complimentary condoms, lube and porn, tried to avoid listening to the sounds of car horns and gunshots outside, and silently shat myself to sleep :)
 
Car park stairwell, underused room at a museum, stacks in the library. Loads of more exciting options than a 'workspace' :mad:

I'm near neither a museum nor a library and I don't like being cold. It's 3/4 hour back to brixton and 3/4 hour back again. I'm not looking for the thrill of maybe being caught. I* just want to maximise a lunchtime meeting when that is the only time we'll be seeing each other that week, or longer even.






*I say 'I' but I'm happy enough with a pizza and coke.
 
I'm near neither a museum nor a library and I don't like being cold. It's 3/4 hour back to brixton and 3/4 hour back again. I'm not looking for the thrill of maybe being caught. I* just want to maximise a lunchtime meeting when that is the only time we'll be seeing each other that week, or longer even.






*I say 'I' but I'm happy enough with a pizza and coke.

Yeah that sucks :( But you're talking proper romance. 5t311a's talking dirty
 
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