homing instinct ftw!

[pootle]

If I know I'm gonna have to be making my way home alone, I try not to get too pissed cos I like having my wits about me at all times.

This is actually pretty wise...I wasn't actually going home though when I left Bethnal Green...I was supposed to be going to Camden

We dated for a while but he turned out to be quite boring with a tiny penis.

Less of the happy ending there then