We'll take a finite number of pisses, too, but I'll take one pretty much anywhere, nonetheless.
Do you piss as a family, recounting the events of your day? Do you call up your friends and invite them over for a piss and a couple of games of Scrabble?
A bit of an exaggeration, maybe?
Well, yes; but that would be the path of least resistance, wouldn't it?
A desire for a quick and easy meal now and then, shouldn't consign one to a three a day regimen of gruel, assigned by the Lords of Proper Culinary Behaviour.
"Quick and easy" needn't mean, "hideous, over-processed, nutritionally-neutered crap that went straight from the freezer to the deep-fryer or microwave oven.
i would estimate roughly 82,000 meals based upon a life span of 75 years and 3 meals/day
Twice that many would still be a shame.
You're doing it again with these extremes.
Just because I might have started work at 7 am, and it's now 7 pm, and I'm hungry, and so are the kids, so I'm going to stop for fast food instead of going home to prepare a nice ceviche, doesn't mean that Arby's has to be anywhere within contemplation.
True enough, but you live in Vancouver; the possibilites for superlative take-out are huge and varied. A ceviche is a piece of piss to throw together-- not for tonight, but for
tomorrow night. Like I say, it's not about time, but about managing it in such a way as not to let it boss you around.
You know, if he wasn't dead for sure, I'd say that you were James Barber.
Can't be. I haven't said "dead easy" once.
Seriously, though, James was one of those "home" cooks who could whip up some really wonderful things very quickly without a lot of fussy preparation. His no-nonsense approach is exactly what I'm talking about in his thread.
Something else about this. My wife and I work full time, so when we have time off, we like to spend it resting or doing things with the kids, not preparing advance meals in bulk.
Not to say that isn't a good idea sometimes, but it goes back to the wise expenditure of time. I think spending time with the kids, even if it means picking up some fast food sometimes, is not a spendthrift use of my time.
Preparing food
with kids is a win-win. The job gets done (freeing you for even more family time throughout the week-- eating dinner together, for instance) and they learn useful kitchen skills, skills designed raise their standards and culinary awareness, making them less likely to fall victim the fast food hucksters.
Because I enjoy Homepride pasta bake and I'd have to cook the gruel myself, since it's not available from Asda
It's entirely possible to enjoy something that isn't perfect. You should try it some time, you might even crack a smile if you stop fretting about what you're eating for long enough
Alas, I prepare all manner of stuff that isn't perfect. I don't 'fret' about it so much as I endevour to improve each time. Nobody ever dropped out of their mother knowing how to make a perfect soufflé.
Come to that, WTF is gruel even made from in the first place?
It's a soup or porridge made from grain. If I had to live on gruel, It would be congee with barbequed duck and a drizzle of roasted sesame oil.
Tarannau was being a food snob on that Pizza Hut thread, and I was going to hold up Otter as an otherwise reasonable and non snobbish person who is also a chef: but now this.
"Snobbery", as it relates to food preparation, simply means discernment and high, self-imposed, standards. I'd never make apologies for that.