Hollyoaks. Meh.

[Madusa]

Joe, Olivia, the twins - Mel and Sophie, um thats all i can remember. Missed it today.

 

[electrogirl]

woah. i just nearly cried at hollyoaks.

i'm a loser.

 

[Jim2k5]

Joe, Olivia, the twins - Mel and Sophie, um thats all i can remember. Missed it today.

and all importantly SAM!

or at least i heard he did, missed it on friday and got half wauy through the last episode on the omnibus and my tv jsut stopped working

 

[Madusa]

Missed the omnibus again today... that'll teach me to go outside and enjoy the sunshine.

So anyone know the final body count then?

 

[Jim2k5]

yeah five. Joe, Olivia, Mel, Sophie and Sam

 

[milesy]

i miss the burtons already

but not joe, he was annoying.

and not olivia, cos she was pretty forgettable really.

and sam was A Bad Person - he got his dues!!

 

[kyser_soze]

Hollyoaks in the City is where it's at.

Or maybe that's just cos Gemma Atkinson get's her kit off A LOT in it that sways me...

 

[dolly's gal]

and when is max’s wife bitch claire going to get her comeuppance?!! eh eh?!

 

[milesy]

bloody soon i hope!! she's an evil meany!!!

 

[Kuso]

I was in tears at SUnday and MOnday's episodes... think it was post electric picnic comedown though...

 

[May Kasahara]

I can't believe I missed seeing the Burton twins buy it...they were awful, even by Hollyoaks standards.

 

[milesy]

leave the burton twins alone

 

[wiskey]

I can't believe I missed seeing the Burton twins buy it...they were awful, even by Hollyoaks standards.

exactly.

typical hollyoaks style i miss one episode and half the cast gets obliterated.

is ob dead?

 

[milesy]

nah, he's alive, but in hospital (i think, i missed last night's episode). i hope him and max become friends again soon!! we really need some proper funniness in hollyoaks, it's been getting too serious and the "fun" characters and storylines have all been pretty lame.

 

[Madusa]

Hey guess who Max's evil missus used to play back in the day... Nigel's daughter also 'Claire' in Eastenders.

And Hollyoaks' 'Sonny' used to play 'Billy' with the big hair - Carol and Allan's son in Eastenders.

 

[Madusa]

Poor O.B!

And where's Mel and Sophie's mum??? Surely she should come back considering both her girls are dead...

 

[equationgirl]

Nah, she's a crap character. She really did drive me up the wall.

I didn't mind the twins too much though, the students were waaaaaay worse.

 

[Madusa]

yeah but just to make it slightly real... what mother doesnt come around when their children die.

God, the realism in Hollyoaks is just shot to pieces!

 

[equationgirl]

Yes but doesn't she always have the excuse 'she couldn't get time off work?'

She didn't even phone them to tell the house had been sold, remember!!!!

As for realism - Hollyoaks Community College has a halls of residence (with one flat), and no-one ever goes to any classes!!!!

 

[Madusa]

No one ever smokes, coughs or goes to the toilet. The girls walk around the "town" skimpy dressed come rain, hail or shine and there's never any swearing... Luke never even uttered an 'oh shit' when he was getting bum raped!

 

[wiskey]

Hey guess who Max's evil missus used to play back in the day... Nigel's daughter also 'Claire' in Eastenders.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh

 

[zoooo]

Hey guess who Max's evil missus used to play back in the day... Nigel's daughter also 'Claire' in Eastenders.

Oh. My. GOD.

I knew about little Billy though. He was sooooo cuuute!

 

[Hellsbells]

Hey guess who Max's evil missus used to play back in the day... Nigel's daughter also 'Claire' in Eastenders.

And Hollyoaks' 'Sonny' used to play 'Billy' with the big hair - Carol and Allan's son in Eastenders.

oh my god, I remember Claire. Can't believe that's the same actress. Well, I can now I know, but that is really bizarre. Sweet little Claire

 

[Poot]

No one ever smokes, coughs or goes to the toilet. The girls walk around the "town" skimpy dressed come rain, hail or shine and there's never any swearing... Luke never even uttered an 'oh shit' when he was getting bum raped!

If there's a family with 4 siblings in it, at least one will be a southerner, for some unexplained reason.

 

[Jim2k5]

ive been missing whats been happening recently, anyone wanna give a breif synopsis daily of what happens and what happened on monday and today, as i cant get to a tv in time for it

 

[kyser_soze]

I reckon Max and OB should consummate their love that dare not speak it's name...in fact for aaages I watched 'Oaks to see if that storyline would develop...as for Mel and whatsherface...if you're going to have twins make them FIT twins, not just 'fit from some angles and when you're blurry on Sunday morning' fit.

And is that Valkyrie voiced, advert for Aryan supremacy gone wrong Steph Dean still alive?...shit has anyone read the fanfiction on C4s website? Max is desribed as having a 'broken face'...

 

[May Kasahara]

People write Hollyoaks fanfiction? Now I know where good brains go to die.

You're right about Max and OB though, kyser - it's so obvious that the only real unbreakable, world-beating love affair in Hollyoaks is the ruthlessly repressed one between those two. They'd be so cute as a proper shagging couple! Not physically cute, obviously.

 

[kyser_soze]

Read the next generation of Hollyoaks scriptwriters here

Frightening isn't it?

e2a - I'm gonna send my 400 words of Max/OB love in I think...

 

[Madusa]

Max does have a broken face! I can see it!

 

[milesy]

Hey guess who Max's evil missus used to play back in the day... Nigel's daughter also 'Claire' in Eastenders.

And Hollyoaks' 'Sonny' used to play 'Billy' with the big hair - Carol and Allan's son in Eastenders.

i knew that about claire but not about sonny being billy in 'stenders. he was in kerching too. he seemed able to act in kerching, in hollyoaks he's just wooden!!