dolly's gal
killing things
kyser_soze said:
she came back for a couple of episodes quite recently - it was teh great!
my bf once told me he had this wank fantasy involving her in a white pvc nurses outfit - i think that's why i love him so much
Hollyoakes if the best soap on television BY FAR
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she came back for a couple of episodes quite recently - it was teh great!
my bf once told me he had this wank fantasy involving her in a white pvc nurses outfit - i think that's why i love him so much
kyser_soze
Hawking's Angry Eyebrow
Ah yeah, didn't she get sacked from her singing gig on a cruise liner cos of Steph's footballer shagging antics?
It's not like she's done much since leaving Hollyoaks - that 'Real World' style thing in the US which she walked out of and that 'sitcom' about a brothel that caused much righteous outrage on here...
It's not like she's done much since leaving Hollyoaks - that 'Real World' style thing in the US which she walked out of and that 'sitcom' about a brothel that caused much righteous outrage on here...
kyser_soze
Hawking's Angry Eyebrow
Kian? Kieran? I have no idea - my world is a far better place for being able to avoid any kind of knowledge of Westlife...
chegrimandi
associated with adultery
dolly's gal said:also, i want to shag craig. quite badly as it goes.
um isn't he about 11 - he's definitely still at school you bloody pervert.
ATOMIC SUPLEX
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Best of a bad bunch. I don't know why I watch it.
Sunday morning madness.
Sunday morning madness.
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
The most vacuos, shit, fantasy-land soap there is. I hate it with a passion. I especially hate that Tony twat.
kyser_soze
Hawking's Angry Eyebrow
DC, how do you have enough energy to sustain the levels of hate you seem to? I know that you're still a yoot and all, and that yoots do have more energy, but seriously - hating Hollyoaks with a passion? You should think about allocating your energy and hate to more deserving causes, cos you won't have it forever and when you're my age you'll look back with bitterness (anger's old, energy-lite cousin) at all the hate you wasted on such a pointless target.
May Kasahara
take me to the feeling
milesy said:they're ace. mercedes is kimberley from girls aloud's sister IRL, fact fans
Is that true milesy? It would explain why they look exactly the same...
And yes, get yer lego bible out. Now!
electrogirl
dignity is overrated
ooh i did not know this, girls aloud and hollyoaks combined? dreamy!milesy said:
i liek hollyoaks, i fancy justin.
some people in it are just boring though, that new family where the mum got run over by equally dull strange lip man, they can bum off.
i have been known to watch late night hollyoaks when i get in from work too. it's sooo bad i love it. last episode i saw, lisa had overdosed and was about to have sex with 3 men while a dwarf filmed it. quality stuff.
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
kyser_soze said:DC, how do you have enough energy to sustain the levels of hate you seem to? I know that you're still a yoot and all, and that yoots do have more energy, but seriously - hating Hollyoaks with a passion? You should think about allocating your energy and hate to more deserving causes, cos you won't have it forever and when you're my age you'll look back with bitterness (anger's old, energy-lite cousin) at all the hate you wasted on such a pointless target.
You almost had me convinced for a minute kyser. Then I remembered that you work in advertising
May Kasahara said:
i've been lied to
i really thoguht she was though. why? did i dream it?!
i feel embarassed now Why does it start with a song ? ...... It's not a bloody musical !Onslow said:
And as for recaps .......... they started on programmes from over the Atlantic for people (like Americans) with the memory and attention span of a goldfish ! If you really follow the soap you should be able to follow the storyline without recaps.
And while I'm on the subject of Hollyoaks (which I've only ever watched for about 2 minutes when I came across it by accident) why are all the girls (and boys) so fit.
Chester isn't like that - I was there yesterday shopping and while there was a few very nice 'eye candy' (of both sexes probably) there were also Chester's fair share of roly-polys, chavs and 'dogs' of both sexes - much the same as any other UK city.
Chester isn't like that - I was there yesterday shopping and while there was a few very nice 'eye candy' (of both sexes probably) there were also Chester's fair share of roly-polys, chavs and 'dogs' of both sexes - much the same as any other UK city.
kyser_soze
Hawking's Angry Eyebrow
DotCommunist said:You almost had me convinced for a minute kyser. Then I remembered that you work in advertising
I haven't been in ads since Jan this year, but that aside, what difference does it make? You seem to be expending an undue level of energy hating something that's completely worthless and pointless to hate - unless of course you're one of those lefties who thinks that after the revolution populist TV such as soap operas wont' exist anymore, and it'll be nothing but a diet of hertfelt documentaries, the news YOU think should be broadcast etc etc
Hellsbells
World's best procrastinator
bigbry said:
Actually there's almost always a token ugly/fat character (which in Hollyoaks terms, translates as not quite as perfect looking as all the others).
Micheala isn't exactly gorgeous is she. Neither is Max
Nancy is 25 in RL
Really she is
Really she is
