Holly Willoughby is new This Morning presenter

[fogbat]

So, she does take it Bulgarian-style, then?

Is that the one with lederhosen and a garlic sausage?

 

[g force]

This Holloughby woman looks like it isn't worth the bother of learning her name. She seems to be the latest from the conveyor belt of identikit plastic perky blondes that infest television with their bland pointlessness. Next year she'll be replaced by the next one freshly out from Dull School.

Speaking of dull...I see Fearne Cotton's got herself a nice Radio1 gig too Oh no, sorry she's the "whacky one" because she has tats....

 

[stavros]

I'm just glad I'm not the only person who finds philip schofield attractive. Although I hate myself every time I think that thought

I reckon it's a Oedipal thing for some of you. You remember him in the Broom Cupboard with Gordon in the 80s and he was your surrogate dad between 3 and 5.30pm.

 

[Jazzz]

http://www.officialphillipschofield.com/2009/07/15/and-the-new-this-morning-presenter-is/

Sadken will be pleased.

I feel somewhat dirty for clicking on that site

 

[Bakunin]

bubonic plague gets a lot of bad press, but at least it cleared western europe of those pesky lepers

And an awful lot of other folk as well, IIRC.

Oh, and don't, whatever you do, use Goggle Image Search in relation to the word 'leprosy.'

Any of the people in those pics have my deepest sympathy.

 

[Relahni]

But she's so BORING. I can't imagine ever having a laugh with her. Oh god, and she hangs out with Fearne Cotton.

I bet she finds the word 'cunt' really disgusting and offensive.

I met fern cotton and she's really dull. She talked about how hard she worked and loads of self deprecation. "if I can do it any one can". "I'm just a gobby cow from wembley". Yeah fuck off. Nice legs though.

 

[Pip]

God I hate Fearne Cotton with every fibre of my being. SHE is what is actually wrong with this country - semi-twee smarmy suburban cunt. Gah

I heard she's totally cracked out too

 

[Voley]

God I hate Fearne Cotton with every fibre of my being. SHE is what is actually wrong with this country - semi-twee smarmy suburban cunt. Gah

I heard she's totally cracked out too

You're talking about THE WOMAN I LOVE!

 

[Pip]

You're talking about THE WOMAN I LOVE!

You're dead to me

 

[Voley]

 

[D'wards]

Dear old Pip comes out.

Bless him - must be stressful being in the closet for all those years

BBC News - Phillip Schofield: ITV presenter comes out as gay

Phillip Schofield: Support for ITV presenter after he comes out as gay

Ant and Dec, David Walliams, Piers Morgan and James Corden applaud the ITV presenter's announcement.

www.bbc.co.uk