Holly Willoughby is new This Morning presenter

[Dillinger4]

It was sexier when you were thinking of it as a man-nappy.

 

[electrogirl]

I'm taking the piss btw Fridgemagnet. I didn't really not know he was taking the piss.

Piss.

 

[zoooo]

It's because he's so nice and lovely and pure.

Aw! It's truuue.

Holly is kind of okay. She was on that Celebrity Juice (Keith Lemon) show and was okay on that. Sliiiightly dirtier than you would imagine.
And I believe she and Phil have quite good chemistry. She might be okay!

 

[FridgeMagnet]

I'm taking the piss btw Fridgemagnet. I didn't really not know he was taking the piss.

Piss.

wait what

 

[ViolentPanda]

I'll never understand what trauma caused him to go grey, seemingly overnight.

Gordon left him for a pine marten.

 

[Sadken]

If I get rich I want to build an army of Willoughbots and have them presenting ALL shows and also enforcing my mandatory curfews and strange and unfair laws.

I dreamed a dream and that was it.

 

[kabbes]

Who the fuck is Holly Willoughby?

 

[Sadken]

www.officialhollywilloughby.com/

Fucking read it. Read it all.

 

[Biddlybee]

Who the fuck is Holly Willoughby?

Not a clue

Give us a clue ken... is she famous for anything?

 

[Sadken]

She presents a few shows, looks like she was made in a lab, is massively bland and a bit like the opposite of a headache.

 

[DotCommunist]

 

[Biddlybee]

She presents a few shows, looks like she was made in a lab, is massively bland and a bit like the opposite of a headache.

ok

 

[Lord Camomile]

I'll never understand what trauma caused him to go grey, seemingly overnight.

Maybe he was skint and couldn't afford the Just For Men, then decided he liked the silver fox stylings.

I think it was when he realised he was presenting a programme called 'Talking Telephone Numbers!'

I'm pretty sure he's been grey since his late teens/early twenties, but dyed it to 'fit in' to the children's presenter image. I can't remember exactly when/why he stopped dyeing, but I think it was just a case of not feeling like he needed to anymore.

 

[trashpony]

I'm pretty sure he's been grey since his late teens/early twenties, but dyed it to 'fit in' to the children's presenter image. I can't remember exactly when/why he stopped dyeing, but I think it was just a case of not feeling like he needed to anymore.

Was probably the realisation that everyone would then know not just suspect that he had a picture in the attic.

I hope willoughby does less cleavage on this than on dancing on ice. She'll lose people between her bazookas on that sofa otherwise

 

[Sadken]

WILLOUGHFACT:Holly lives in an enchanted forest and is perfect in every conceivable way.

 

[foo]

Oh god, she doesn't have a personality, she's as bland as Deeley or, oh my god, KATE THORNTON!

She's dead behind the eyes.

yep, but she's wholesome leccy.

Wholesome and Sweet is what's required for This Morning.

Sassy or Sexy would never do for daytime viewers.

 

[Sadken]

WILLOUGHFACT: Holly's father invented candy floss but didn't patent it, as he wanted it to be his gift to the world's children. Also because he didn't really invent it.

 

[fogbat]

I heard her touch can cure athlete's foot...

 

[Sadken]

No, it's leprosy you're thinking of.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

I'm just glad I'm not the only person who finds philip schofield attractive. Although I hate myself every time I think that thought

 

[fogbat]

No, it's leprosy you're thinking of.

Whatever it was, I'm glad to have recovered.

 

[kabbes]

Leprosy can cure athlete's foot? Technically true, I suppose, but if your foot falls off it's stark comfort to know that at least you no longer have to worry about fungus.

 

[DotCommunist]

Leprosy can cure athlete's foot? Technically true, I suppose, but if your foot falls off it's stark comfort to know that at least you no longer have to worry about fungus.

bubonic plague gets a lot of bad press, but at least it cleared western europe of those pesky lepers

 

[kabbes]

This Holloughby woman looks like it isn't worth the bother of learning her name. She seems to be the latest from the conveyor belt of identikit plastic perky blondes that infest television with their bland pointlessness. Next year she'll be replaced by the next one freshly out from Dull School.

 

[fogbat]

Take comfort from the fact it's not Tess Daly. Who has The Worst Voice in the World.

 

[Pip]

yes! mmm pip in a loincloth.

That gave me a shock. You're lucky I can't vanity search.

I'm just glad I'm not the only person who finds philip schofield attractive. Although I hate myself every time I think that thought

Me too, I had a crush on him before I knew what a crush was.

I've long since grown out of it mind

 

[Sadken]

"...and join us after the break, when T-X tells us how to make some lovely garden sculptures out of the remains of a lorry she has just destroyed with the palm of her hand"

 

[El Sueno]

Holly used to be hot when she dressed up as a trolley-dolly on that shiity CITV Sat morning show (which I flicked over to during Dick n' Dom whenever they showed a shit cartoon). Not like, flicked myself off. I've got man-bits.

But Da Bungalow fucking owned CITV. And that, I feel, is really important to this thread!!

 

[Pip]

Holly used to be hot when she dressed up as a trolley-dolly on that shiity CITV Sat morning show (which I flicked over to during Dick n' Dom whenever they showed a shit cartoon). Not like, flicked myself off. I've got man-bits.

But Da Bungalow fucking owned CITV. And that, I feel, is really important to this thread!!

Dick and Dom is German for fat and stupid. They were a pair of wankers.

 

[ViolentPanda]

WILLOUGHFACT:Holly lives in an enchanted forest and is perfect in every conceivable way.

So, she does take it Bulgarian-style, then?