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Hipsterdom jumps the shark with Alcotraz, London's First Prison Cocktail Bar

Discussion in 'London and the South East' started by editor, Aug 29, 2017.

  1. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    No, really.

    Alcotraz.jpg
     
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  2. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    Hipsterdom?

    Don't know why hipsters have it in so for brick lane
     
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  3. Cloo

    Cloo U R dOin me a friTen

    Just actually fuckssake.
     
  4. Rutita1

    Rutita1 Wicked, Wicked, HYSTERICAL!

    You what? :D Kin 'ell.
     
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  5. sealion

    sealion If you can't dance just nod your head

    Put them in a real prison for a month. Cunts.
     
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  6. tim

    tim Well-Known Member

    Poor Brick Lane reduced to prison role playing. It needs to return to its roots. Those twins in their Cereal Killer Cafe, they've probably never even actually killed anyone, not even during the Troubles.

    Imagine what Ronnie and Reggie would have done in their place. Jack "the Hat" Mc Vittie would have been gavaged with rice crispies and left to slowly snap crackled and popped to death; and they would have had a real Tony the Tiger to see off Class War.
     
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  7. its a bit shit innit. Given the history of the area- what with jack the R, the east end love their mothers crew and er.. like several tranches of inhabitants who arrived in the area to escape proper full on banging up, pogroms and threats of slaughter, it just shows a remarkable lack of tact . and business sense. Why not franchise it out to Leeds/ Bradford to cash on the Sutcliffe events? I am probably being a bit OTT but this is risible facile shit for wankers.
     
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  8. Mation

    Mation real life adventure worth more than pieces of gold

    I'm booking a team-building Strangeways reenactment there as we speak :cool:
     
  9. xenon

    xenon ·≈0

    PlayGround economics. Jack the Ripper tours etc. Just time?

    I think this is chrap BTW.. I'm just thinking aloud.
     
  10. krtek a houby

    krtek a houby it can't happen here Banned

    Serving time?
     
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  11. Chilli.s

    Chilli.s Well-Known Member

    Doesn't sound like a money maker to me.
     
  12. Gromit

    Gromit International Man of Misery

    Sounds brilliant. I'm in.

    Rack up a massive tab, shank the barkeep then escape without paying your full debt to their (building) society.
    They can hardly complain that I'm acting out of character.
     
  13. gentlegreen

    gentlegreen Sproutarian.

    How to make prison wine... just in case

     
  14. EastEnder

    EastEnder Brixton Barnacle

    Are cocktails the tipple of choice for inmates these days then?
     
  15. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    how many times will hipsterdom jump the shark before it finally falls into the great beast's maw?
     
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  16. Throbbing Angel

    Throbbing Angel Current Status: back for a bit

    Alcotrash more like

    #amirite
     
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  17. Dr. Furface

    Dr. Furface One small step for man

    Alcopopup
     
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  18. ViolentPanda

    ViolentPanda Hardly getting over it.

    Just remember to throw your shits off of the roof at the OB! :)
     
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  19. Mation

    Mation real life adventure worth more than pieces of gold

    A much better idea than 'shirts' as I first read it!
     
  20. Rutita1

    Rutita1 Wicked, Wicked, HYSTERICAL!

    Total immersion. Why should anyone miss out on the REAL deal afterall! :D
     
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  21. isvicthere?

    isvicthere? a.k.a. floppybollocks

    I hate to quote Richard Littlejohn, but... you couldn't make it up. :(
     
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  22. Dr. Furface

    Dr. Furface One small step for man

    Well, somebody has.
     

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