Hipster overload: Cereal Killer Cafe opens

Discussion in 'London and the South East' started by editor, Dec 9, 2014.

  1. sealion

    sealion Well-Known Member

    One has popped up (pun intended) in Brighton. Its full of forty year old skateboarders and uni cyclists.
     
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  2. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    not to mention superannuated fire jugglers no doubt
     
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  3. Idaho

    Idaho blah blah blah

    And rates, gas, electricity, insurance, etc. The 2p teabag or 8p Weetabix is pretty immaterial.
     
  4. 8ball

    8ball BUY QUALITY SLAT NOW!!

    Do you work for the CBI? :hmm:
     
  5. 8ball

    8ball BUY QUALITY SLAT NOW!!

    You should see what Jamie Oliver charges for a wee bit of pasta, tomato and asparagus.
     
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  6. Idaho

    Idaho blah blah blah

    Not knowingly.
     
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  7. 8ball

    8ball BUY QUALITY SLAT NOW!!

    To be fair, they realised that the procurement, preparation and immediate presentation of some ingredients is only a very small part of what people are paying for, then they took the ball and really ran with it. You sometimes need someone to go really too far to see how far things can really go without breaking.

    Hard to respect them setting up in Dubai, though.
     
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  8. Spymaster

    Spymaster I'm alright Javid

    I thought that but then realised that they'll only be spanking Dubai expats, so fuck 'em. Hope they charge treble.
     
  9. Spymaster

    Spymaster I'm alright Javid

    In a couple of years, these two have made themselves quite wealthy with an idea that very few people thought would fly at all. Fair play to them.
     
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  10. belboid

    belboid TUC Off Your Knees

    But who goes in the cafe?
     
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  11. sealion

    sealion Well-Known Member

    Cool people on wheels
     
  12. sealion

    sealion Well-Known Member

    Skatebearders on pogo sticks.
     
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  13. tim

    tim Well-Known Member

    At least his restaurants provide amusement by hemorrhaging money and periodically going bust.
     
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  14. sealion

    sealion Well-Known Member

    That's his xmas book title sorted!
     
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  15. 8ball

    8ball BUY QUALITY SLAT NOW!!

    Switched the telly over from "Jamie Cooks Italy" last night.
    Once I realised I'd read the programme title the wrong way round. :mad:
     
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  16. FridgeMagnet

    FridgeMagnet Administrator

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  17. sealion

    sealion Well-Known Member

    Just don't throw milk at them :mad:
     
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  18. sealion

    sealion Well-Known Member

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  19. 8ball

    8ball BUY QUALITY SLAT NOW!!

  20. sealion

    sealion Well-Known Member

    :oops: i didn't get far.
     
  21. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    Please could a passing mod correct the thread title to reflect the fact that there has not been and is not a cereal killer cafe in Dalston?
     
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  22. Sue

    Sue Well-Known Member

  23. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

  24. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

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  25. Sue

    Sue Well-Known Member

    “Going to the theatre is an experience, it’s like an investment and so you want to see something entertaining and moving. I feel like there needs to be a show set in the UK, about something which is going on now. Hamilton is hugely popular at the moment – but that’s about American politics several hundred years ago!”

    Bit disappointing though -- by rights, it should be in the hidden backroom of a launderette in Hackney Wick or something.
     
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  26. Reno

    Reno The In Kraut

    The horror ! :(
     
  27. isvicthere?

    isvicthere? a.k.a. floppybollocks

    There's one called Cereal Shooter here in Murcia, Spain. :rolleyes:
     
    Last edited: Feb 8, 2019
  28. 8ball

    8ball BUY QUALITY SLAT NOW!!

    I’m going to open one called Cereal Monogamist and only sell corn flakes.
     
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  29. Chilli.s

    Chilli.s changed the little words

    I gonna do a cordon bleu-esk one where basically you scrunch up a weetabix with a few matured (gone soft) sugar puffs and drizzled with chocolate milk. Cereal Offender.
     
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  30. Riklet

    Riklet procrastinación

    Most cereal is fucking rank anyway.

    Urgh.
     

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