Hipster overload: Cereal Killer Cafe opens

and when it goes tits up the home cupboards will be full of novelty cereal

 

I like cereal, I have cereal most days....therefore if I go out for breakfast I want a greasy FEB thank you very much hipsters

 

Or stoned, tbf.

 

I like hipsters.

 

Do they serve porridge?

 

I bet there's about twelve types of milk too.

 

There's loads. They say. Like 15 or something?

Oh, it's 12. You already knew.

 

And 12 types of water

 

Yeah, I'll never have weetabix without hand trodden Barbadian sugar and Tibetan ewes milk. Anyone would be a fool not to.

 

I don't think I can even name 12 types of milk.

Do they have dog's milk?

Spoiler: youtube: red dwarf

 

Yes, me too. If I stay on a hotel I don't have the cereal at breakfast, it's straight for the sausages and bacon.

I'm also slightly worried that any cereals that aren't in my own home might have gone stale.

 

I didn't actually... just checked the website now

 

100 different cereals in there, some of them are going to go stale through being under ordered.

 

There must be a QI style klaxon for someone going in and ordering Corn Flakes?

 

This was the entire premise of a film (the name of which I forget) with Zoe Deschamel in it. The plot was she was in cereal cafe threatened by a chain store type cereal cafe. As someone has already said - six months top.

 

This doesn't even need explaining tbh: caffs do fry ups or lasagne and chips. Not fucking Cheerios. Pair of complete dickheads, go and get a job doing something worthwhile. Cretins

 

Flakes, 2007.

 

I bet they get cornflakes stuck in their beards.

Beards are awesome.

 

yeah - but sometimes one is out and about. meh. i CBA with east london generally, so this won't be a dilemma - but i'd consider a cafe or pub that sold a hearty bowl of cereal with skimmed milk a positive draw... and if it happened to be run by hipsters, it wouldn't put me off (similarly if it were run by goths or geeks or any other subculture). I just like cereal. More places should have it on the menu.


I like those fancy milkshake places too. This cafe reminds me of those. I'll have a malteser and banana milkshake with added jelly tots, please...

 

I love the look the reporter gives to the camera at the end. Fantastic!

 

My dad carefully rotates his cereals so none of them have the chance to get stale.

I just buy one packet and eat it until it's gone. Shredded Wheat is good as it's packed in twos so the air doesn't get to it.

 

Sums it up..COMPLETELY. They have no idea where they have set up business. They have come for the hipsters/trendies/incomers and sod everyone else that has lived there longer or who can't afford their imported, crap-food-gimmick in a bowl.

 

'Is he for real?'
The shock/disbelief/confusion at his bare faced cheek is enough.

 

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/uks-first-ever-cereal-caf-opens-in-shoreditch-9916503.html
"hotly-anticipated venue"

 

I'm not a big cereal fan, but surely you can buy a packet from the supermarket for less than that? I buy the variety packs for my kids and their only £2 for eight.

 

It took them a year and a fucking half to open a café that serves nothing but cereal.