Hipster overload: Cereal Killer Cafe opens

Discussion in 'London and the South East' started by editor, Dec 9, 2014.

  1. DotCommunist

    DotCommunist slowtime

    and when it goes tits up the home cupboards will be full of novelty cereal
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  2. Manter

    Manter Lunch Mob

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  3. QueenOfGoths

    QueenOfGoths Fuck you Dave!

    I like cereal, I have cereal most days....therefore if I go out for breakfast I want a greasy FEB thank you very much hipsters
  4. ShiftyBagLady

    ShiftyBagLady Thinks she is a flower to be looked at

    Or stoned, tbf.
    Celyn, SarfLondoner and Manter like this.
  5. Vintage Paw

    Vintage Paw dead stare and computer glare

    I like hipsters.
    marty21, spanglechick and quimcunx like this.
  6. twentythreedom

    twentythreedom Patterdale Terrorist R.I.P.

    Do they serve porridge? :hmm:
  7. machine cat

    machine cat nod from the big man as kosher Banned

    I bet there's about twelve types of milk too.
  8. tommers

    tommers Your disco needs you

    There's loads. They say. Like 15 or something?

    Oh, it's 12. You already knew. :oops:
  9. twentythreedom

    twentythreedom Patterdale Terrorist R.I.P.

    And 12 types of water :)
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  10. Chilli.s

    Chilli.s changed the little words

    Yeah, I'll never have weetabix without hand trodden Barbadian sugar and Tibetan ewes milk. Anyone would be a fool not to.
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  11. BigTom

    BigTom Well-Known Member

    I don't think I can even name 12 types of milk.

    Do they have dog's milk?

  12. Geri

    Geri wasn't born to follow

    Yes, me too. If I stay on a hotel I don't have the cereal at breakfast, it's straight for the sausages and bacon.

    I'm also slightly worried that any cereals that aren't in my own home might have gone stale.
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  13. machine cat

    machine cat nod from the big man as kosher Banned

    I didn't actually... just checked the website now
  14. maomao

    maomao 四月她爹

    100 different cereals in there, some of them are going to go stale through being under ordered.
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  15. Ted Striker

    Ted Striker Foot's on the other hand

    There must be a QI style klaxon for someone going in and ordering Corn Flakes?
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  16. catinthehat

    catinthehat Failed VK = Replicant

    This was the entire premise of a film (the name of which I forget) with Zoe Deschamel in it. The plot was she was in cereal cafe threatened by a chain store type cereal cafe. As someone has already said - six months top.
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  17. JTG

    JTG Angry about not being able to be an astronaut.

    This doesn't even need explaining tbh: caffs do fry ups or lasagne and chips. Not fucking Cheerios. Pair of complete dickheads, go and get a job doing something worthwhile. Cretins
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  18. maomao

    maomao 四月她爹

    Flakes, 2007.
  19. Vintage Paw

    Vintage Paw dead stare and computer glare

    I bet they get cornflakes stuck in their beards.

    Beards are awesome.
  20. ShiftyBagLady

    ShiftyBagLady Thinks she is a flower to be looked at

  21. spanglechick

    spanglechick High Empress of Dressing Up

    yeah - but sometimes one is out and about. meh. i CBA with east london generally, so this won't be a dilemma - but i'd consider a cafe or pub that sold a hearty bowl of cereal with skimmed milk a positive draw... and if it happened to be run by hipsters, it wouldn't put me off (similarly if it were run by goths or geeks or any other subculture). I just like cereal. More places should have it on the menu.

    I like those fancy milkshake places too. This cafe reminds me of those. I'll have a malteser and banana milkshake with added jelly tots, please...
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  22. clandestino

    clandestino no llevar papel

    I love the look the reporter gives to the camera at the end. Fantastic!
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  23. Geri

    Geri wasn't born to follow

    My dad carefully rotates his cereals so none of them have the chance to get stale.

    I just buy one packet and eat it until it's gone. Shredded Wheat is good as it's packed in twos so the air doesn't get to it.
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  24. Rutita1

    Rutita1 Council Estate Socialist

    Sums it up..COMPLETELY. They have no idea where they have set up business. They have come for the hipsters/trendies/incomers and sod everyone else that has lived there longer or who can't afford their imported, crap-food-gimmick in a bowl.
    cesare, BigMoaner, mather and 7 others like this.
  25. Rutita1

    Rutita1 Council Estate Socialist

    'Is he for real?'
    The shock/disbelief/confusion at his bare faced cheek is enough.
  26. editor

    editor hiraethified

    There's still quite a few cafes around that offer breakfast cereals/porridge and I'd imagine they'd all be better - and cheaper - than this hipster hellhole.
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  27. editor

    editor hiraethified

    £3.20 for a small bowl of cereal. "Cheap for the area" says beardy hipster owner.
  28. Gingerman

    Gingerman Is a great bunch of lads.....

  29. machine cat

    machine cat nod from the big man as kosher Banned

    I'm not a big cereal fan, but surely you can buy a packet from the supermarket for less than that? I buy the variety packs for my kids and their only £2 for eight.
  30. maomao

    maomao 四月她爹

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