Discussion in 'London and the South East' started by editor, Dec 9, 2014.
All your faddy breakfast needs catered for.
This has been floating around Facebook for a few weeks now. I think the most cutting comment about those guys was asking why they'd modelled themselves on the singer from Lostprophets' police mugshot.
Lol. People will go to a cafe to eat Weetabix apparently. Six months tops
Fuck it I'd take my boy there just to prove to him that I'm not making Lucky Charrrmms up.
He'd proper love the oreo and reece's ones too, i reckon.
Even if I liked the idea, I'd be so worried about finding beard hairs floating in my milk bowl I could never visit the place.
I want to try the Reece's puffs.
Get a shave ffs you meffy twats
My first thought was that it can't be real, then I remembered that Urban has quite a lot to discuss about porridge, so there might well be hordes of fans of rare brekky cereals just dying to go to this place.
And now I think that, with all the bright coloured boxes and old adverts and little cereal-box toys, it could be great fun if you're in the right state of mind, which probably wouldn't be at breakfast time. So if they opened at more of a sort of late-night schedule, it might get by for a while.
I love cereal as a kind of anytime demi-meal. More cafe-type places should sell a range of cereals.
That cannot be real How can anyone be/look/act such a characature? This look is surely so tired now that true hipsters moved on years ago. A lot of tattooed youngsters left in their wake with bad beards
Christ I'm so OLD
You can not be cerealous!
Not really, I know about this already someone else maybe alsoknownas talked about this on the Hackney thread?
Peak beard, wall to wall wheat & e numbers, they will probably do well.
Can't watch that vid, it's too early to get the rage.
Brick Lane is not in Dalston.
No, it isn't but the incomers don't care
Just how many bowls of cereal does one have to sell to pay the rent on a café in Brick Lane? It's not a type of dish that requires skilled preparation so ain't gonna be able to charge too much.
I dunno though. I once went to Lord's for a Middlesex match and went in search of a cafe for breakfast. This place showed me a narrow selection of cereals at exhorbitant prices and no sign of a fry up.
Fucking St John's Wood
are there any urbs living up that way?
be worth it to try out some of them weird yank cereals. And them inexplicably chocalty french ones
Nigel Slater is knocking up a column for next weeks Guardian on why it's actually a lot harder than you think, and is absolutely definitely worth a fiver of your hard earned for a bowl of Weetabix.
"How to eat: Shredded Wheat"
Problem: Love cereal. Hate hipster joints.
Solution? Enjoy a bowl at home.
Can I just point out that we were angry about this weeks ago on the Hackney thread?
(Hipsters that we are).
The inside cover advert of the Guardian Guide this week is some bearded tattooed hipster advertising e-cigs.
So that style is probably on its way out now too.
Whatever happens next will probably be just as annoying though.
I hope it's home grown annoying as opposed to entirely copied from NYC annoying.
I already did!
Hipsters are going to be really cross when tattoos are no longer fashionable.
Another pair of self proclaimed "entrepreneurs" spending their parents money on a fucking shit idea.
Mummy and Daddy won't mind, their property investment goes up anyway and they have a business to flush expenses through.
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