Hip-Hop Lines To Use In Job Interviews

[DaveCinzano]

Dang... Really thought I had it there

Ultimately we went with Shyheim the Rugged Childsnatcher

 

[adidaswoody]

I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell, I am a hustler baby, I’ll sell water to a well...?
think that'll work in a sales interview ? xD

 

[stavros]

- "What experience do you have in the gardening industry?"
- "I got hoes in different area codes."

 

[Fez909]

I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell, I am a hustler baby, I’ll sell water to a well...?
think that'll work in a sales interview ? xD

You're hired

 

[twentythreedom]

What duties do you expect to have to fulfil, working in the dairy foods hygiene management industry?

I check cheddar like a food inspector

 

[adidaswoody]

- "What experience do you have in the gardening industry?"
- "I got hoes in different area codes."

That proper tickled me hahahaha

 

[D'wards]

As part of your head chef's interview what will you be cooking for us today?

A nice big plate of fish, which is my favourite dish

 

[stavros]

- "I see you've worked in farms and aviaries, but which were your favourite animals in each?"
- "Ass 'n' titties, ass 'n' titties, ass ass titties titties, ass 'n' titties."

 

[keybored]

"As an officer in our Noise Abatement Team, you receive complaints about an unofficial street party. By the time you attend the party is in full swing. How do you resolve this situation quickly yet in a professional and diplomatic manner?"

Cool, cos I don't get upset.
I kick a hole in the speaker, pull the plug, then I jet.

 

[billy_bob]

'Why do you want to be the next leader of the Labour party?'

'Unemployment at a record highs
People coming, people going, people born to die
Don't ask me, because I don't know why'

'Oh, don't worry about that - it wasn't one of the essential criteria, after all.'

 

[BlackArab]

'So do you have any holidays booked this year?'

'14 days in May'

 

[BlackArab]

So why did you sign up for the Work Programme?'

I gotta letter from the Government the other day
I opened and read it, it said that they were suckers

 

[equationgirl]

Let's role-play a situation. How would you start a training session about why sexual harassment is wrong?

Can't touch this.

 

[8115]

What's the secret to a great customer experience in the beverage industry?

 

[equationgirl]

What's the secret to a great customer experience in the beverage industry?

You're supposed to give the answer!

 

[8115]

You're supposed to give the answer!

Ice ice baby, obviously

 

[equationgirl]

Ice ice baby, obviously

Well now it's obvious!

 

[keybored]

Ice ice baby, obviously

Shit, I could best that.

 

[cesare]

How would you respond to an idea from a customer?

"I appreciate your input"

 

[SE25]

How do you deal with problematic customers?

"tell em don't waste my time"

 

[Voley]

Do you think it's important to have an office dress code?

Here's a lil' gangsta, short in size
A T-shirt and Levi's is his only disguise
Built like a tank yet hard to hit
Ice Cube, Eazy E: Cold runnin' shit.

 

[Maharani]

How would you deal with confrontation in the workplace?

Straight outta Compton, crazy mutherfucker named X

 

[D'wards]

What would your first action be as A&R man at Atlantic Records?

Stab Bruno Marrs in his Goddam oesophagus and won't stop until the cops come in

 

[D'wards]

What personal credo do you plan to bring to your role as student counsellor?

Kill people, burn shit, fuck school

 

[heinous seamus]

How will you handle the transition from international rap-star to pharmacy assistant?

Fuck rhymes I write prescriptions, for your disease

 

[trabuquera]

"Why should we take you on for a job in banking when you have a criminal record?"

I used to be a stickup kid
I think of all the devious things I did
I used to roll up: this is a holdup, ain't nothin funny
Stop smilin - still - Don't nothin move but the money
But now I learned to earn 'cos I'm righteous
I feel great so maybe I might just search for a 9 to five

 

[stavros]

- "Would you say you were egotistical?"
- "Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as..."