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Since you've applied for a job in the Sacred Art section here at the National Gallery, please would you tell me about your understanding of the socio-political basis for the eurocentric portrayal of Jesus in renaissance art?

The White Jesus deceived us awhile ago
And Pope Julius the Second paid Michelangelo
I know this happened in 1519 yet
This is the image we can't seem to forget
 
Since you've applied for a job in the Sacred Art section here at the National Gallery, please would you tell me about your understanding of the socio-political basis for the eurocentric portrayal of Jesus in renaissance art?

The White Jesus deceived us awhile ago
And Pope Julius the Second paid Michelangelo
I know this happened in 1519 yet
This is the image we can't seem to forget
not too sure this would help as pope julius ii not paying anyone anything in 1519 having been six years in the grave.
 
In your last job you had responsibility for monitoring cash flow. What methods did you use for this?

rolling down the street smoking endo
Sipping on gin and juice
Laid back
With my mind on my money and my money on my mind
 
As an aspiring cabbie in south central how would you get from vernon to hoover?

Right on Normandie
Left on Florence
Gettin' thru the E.T.G.'s
Spun out on Vermont
Make a left on Colden
 
Can you tell me how you approach challenging situations and problem solve? :hmm:

Well.....
(Ooh White Lines) Vision dreams of passion
(Blowin’ through my mind) and all the while I think of you
(High price) a very strange reaction
(For us to unwind) the more I see, the more I do
(Something like a phenomenon) Baby!
(Tellin your body to come along, but white lines blow away)
(Blow! Rock it! Blow!)
 
The advertised position is for a gardener, specifically tending to the vegetable patch at the Mike Skinner fan club convention. How do you see yourself fitting in?

Taking my time to perfect the beets, and I still got love for The Streets.
 
mike, This is a customer-centric role in the jewellery sector, as such can you give examples as to how you'll sell yourself to the clients?

i'm Mike D, I get respect, your cash and your jewellery is what I expect!
 
"I see you left your last job after an incident with a female colleague? We see it was your word against hers after a conversation you had in a filing room where she claimed you had made lewd suggestions and nothing came of it? Would you mind telling us how that conversation went from your perspective?"

"either way it's okay, I wasn't tryin' to get laid,
I just wanted to say I hope you have a great day"
 
I see you've never worked in contract cleaning before. Do you feel capable of meeting the challenges that maintaining a healthy workspace can sometimes bring?

Long as it ain't nasty, sanitation smellin'
One whiff a that bitch, Imma be bailin'
 
If you could be anyone else, who would you be?

'The type of n***a who be pissing in your elevator.'

(If they're going to ask stupid hypotheticals I don't really want the job)
 
Teachers at our school are expected be excellent role models. What words would you use to inspire young people and bring out their full potential?

To a kid looking up to me I say 'Life ain't nuthin' but bitches and money.'

Erm, OK, and what else?

I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I been with 10 women who got HIV
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
You probably wanna grow up to be just like me.
 
Here at Princeton–Plainsboro Teaching Hospital we are proud of our reputation for innovative new diagnostic techniques and surgical procedures, but I have to say, looking through your background, I am concerned that you may be too leftfield even for us. Could you perhaps describe how you would go about treating a previously terminal nine year old patient whose alveolar rhabdomyosarcoma is in remission and who is reporting hallucinations?

First patient, pull out the skull, remove the cancer
Breaking his back, chisel necks for the answer
Supersonic bionic robot voodoo power
Equator ex my chance to flex skills on Ampex
With power meters and heaters gauge anti-freeze
Octagon oxygen, aluminum intoxicants
More ways to blow blood cells in your face
React with four bombs and six fire missiles


So, not lupus, then?
 
Here at Princeton–Plainsboro Teaching Hospital we are proud of our reputation for innovative new diagnostic techniques and surgical procedures, but I have to say, looking through your background, I am concerned that you may be too leftfield even for us. Could you perhaps describe how you would go about treating a previously terminal nine year old patient whose alveolar rhabdomyosarcoma is in remission and who is reporting hallucinations?

First patient, pull out the skull, remove the cancer
Breaking his back, chisel necks for the answer
Supersonic bionic robot voodoo power
Equator ex my chance to flex skills on Ampex
With power meters and heaters gauge anti-freeze
Octagon oxygen, aluminum intoxicants
More ways to blow blood cells in your face
React with four bombs and six fire missiles


So, not lupus, then?
I was thinking of him but couldn't remember the right lyric. Nice choice.
 
Where do you see yourself in five years?

I'm a true master you can check my credentials,
Cause I choose to use my infinite potential
 
How important is the remuneration package?
Cash, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar, dollar bill y'all


Where do you see yourself in five years?
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some B-ball outside of the school
 
Working as a gravedigger will require sensitivity to people recently bereaved. How will you approach this?

I got six foot deep ditches for all you motherfuckin fake bitches.
Proof that it's not just about the sexton drugs and rock'n'roll
 
So, Mr_bob, why do you want to be CEO of the Fox Network?

One Nation under God has turned into
One Nation under the influence of one drug

Television, the drug of the nation
Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation

TV, it satellite-links our United States of unconciousness
Apathetic, therapeutic, and extremely addictive
The methadone metronome pumping out 150 channels 24 hours a day
You can flip through all of them and still there's nothing worth watching

TV is the reason why less than ten percent of our nation reads books daily
Why most people think Central America means Kansas
Socialism means unamerican and Apartheid is a new headache remedy

Absorbed in it's world it's so hard to find us
It shapes our minds the most
Maybe the mother of our nation should remind us
That we're sitting to close to...

Television, the drug of the nation
Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation

TV is the stomping ground for political candidates
Where bears in the woods are chased by Grecian Formula'd bald eagles

TV is mechanized politics
Remote control over the masses
Co-sponsored by environmentally safe gases
Watch for the PBS special

It's the perpetuation of the two-party system
Where image takes precedence over wisdom
Where sound bite politics are served to the fast-food culture

Where straight teeth in your mouth
Are more important than the words that come out of it
Race-baiting is the way to get selected
Willie Horton or will he not get elected?

On television, the drug of the nation
Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation

TV. Is it the reflector or the director?
Does it imitate us or do we imitate it?
Because a child watches 1500 murders before he's twelve years old
And we wonder how we've created a Jason generation
That learns to laugh
Rather than abhor the horror

TV is the place where armchair generals and quarterbacks
Can experience first-hand the excitement of video warfare
As the theme song is sung in the background

Sugar-sweet sitcoms that leave us with a bad actor-taste
While pop stars metamorphosize into soda-pop stars
You saw the video, you heard the soundtrack
Well now go buy the soft drink
Well, the only cola that I support
Would be a union C. O. L. A. (Cost of Living Allowance)

On television, the drug of the nation
Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation

Back again, "New and Improved",
We return to our irregularly programmed schedule
Hidden cleverly between heavy-breasted
Beer and car commericals

CNN ESPN ABC TNT but mostly B.S.
Where oxymoronic language like
"virtually spotless", "fresh frozen",
"light yet filling" and "military intelligence"
Have become standard

TV is the place where phrases are redefined
Like "recession" to "necessary downturn"
"crude oil" on a beach to "mousse"
"Civilian death" to "collateral damages"
And being killed by your own army is now called "friendly fire"

TV is the place where the pursuit of happiness has become the pursuit of trivia
Where toothpaste and cars have become sex objects
Where imagination is sucked out of children by a cathode ray nipple
TV Is the only wet nurse that would create a cripple

Television, the drug of the nation
Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation.


That's just great, Mr_bob. Let's talk about your bonus package...
 
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I was a fiend,
Before I became a teen,
Melted microphones instead of cones of ice-cream,
Flow production orientated,
So when Distributed Control Systems originated,
Fitted like pieces of puzzles...
Complicated,
 
My name is Mr. Hood. What is your name?
Hmm... yeah I'm Zev Love X from K.M.D
I am pleased to meet you.
Oh yeah likewise uhh, how ya doin anyway?
Perfectly well, thank you. And you?
Ohh... I'm just chillin, ya see uhh... But I got one problem.
I come in here to pawn this bracelet, see?
Cos this rhymin'-for-nickels business ain't makin it.
What I need is a job,
Uhh...where you work at? They hiring?
Follow this avenue...
Yeah...

Turn right at the corner...
Uh-huh...
Go to the left when you reach the square.
Yeah...

It is the house next to the theater.
Uh-oh! Yeah I know the line of work you're in!
Would you care for a spoon? They are not too expensive
No go, I don't deal with that stuff.
As a matter of fact...
...This reminds me of the days of dwelling with those,
Who killed off the weak for fancy clothes and ho's,
Not opposed to the picket fence dream,
But both lie on the same side of the gate,
It seems that it's all coming back to me now,
Yeah, umm, uhh, I figured it was about two summers ago,
No joking, no I-lie-to-win,
It was uh Crackpot, yeah, Crackpot Jenkins,
I first met Crackpot in Head Starts,
Since then I knew he wasn't too head smart,
As I scribbled in art he insisted on standing in the sandbox,
To collect unknown amounts of pebbles and stones to throw rocks,
"It's in the wrists", he said when telling me in early physics lessons,
"Two atoms can't occupy the same space at the same time",
Acknowledged by the playground's bully Wesson,
Who felt Pot's rock then cracked Pot's face,
Considering his aim, I warned he could hurt others with his game,
Miss Creissman warned the same,
Although, he didn't care, did he?
Cos in a decade and one year,
He continued to throw rocks for a career,
Paid and more paid as he pelt rocks felt by,
Every brother in brown with whom he dealt,
One more rock thrown - ah shoot!,
Under the ground was a boy in a blue suit,
Still a lot of rock throwing going on up the block,
But a pocket full of pebbles what locked up Crackpot,
Should've used his wrists for the cut like Subroc,
Maybe then he'd have avoided the common phony jackpot,
Yeah, phony jackpot,
 
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