Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
Dont you start your nonsense, do you hear me, Minnie?!
I'm bored. I could go on like this all day unless someone finds me something more entertaining
Hetty Vacuum cleaners
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I'm bored. I could go on like this all day unless someone finds me something more entertaining
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
madzone
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Yeah, she's also PINK. Who the fuck wants a PINK vacuum cleaner
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
madzone
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I used to be a right tomboy as well but I hit forty and woke up wanting everything in the world to be pink and glitteryGirly girls
*goes off to glue sparkles to her new wellies*
madzone
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You wait.
I'm definitely going to buy this hoover now JUST because it's pink and I might glue some sparkles to it too.
Take that, haterz
madzone
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Why? I'll have a glittery hoover. I see no downside.That'll be a bit retarded, dontchoothink?
God, I want to be a housewife and spend the day gluing sparkles to things!
madzone
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This is true. My mum has an old industrial one from the 80s that is still going strong.
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
80 nicker seems a bit steep for a hoover. At that price I'd be wanting a Kirby (lifetime guarantee on the engine
)
)Yeah, cos that's all I do.
Go and have a wank or summat mads
why do i need a wank? I was just saying, I WANT that kind of lifestyle! God, I can never win... 
Biddlybee
making knots with sticks
Well, the last one we bought was £50 and motor died in a year and a half. I'm thinking/hoping this will last 5-10 years80 nicker seems a bit steep for a hoover. At that price I'd be wanting a Kirby (lifetime guarantee on the engine
Are kirby's the ones that people used to knock on your door to do demos for?
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
madzone
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Course you were
Calling me retarded was a compliment as well was it?DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
Well, the last one we bought was £50 and motor died in a year and a half. I'm thinking/hoping this will last 5-10 years
Are kirby's the ones that people used to knock on your door to do demos for?
think so. They are like the rolls royce of hooverville. You can buy carpet cleaning attatchments, widgets to do the curtains with etc.
I have a fucking ancient one in the attic that has been retired due to being a heavy bastard. The newer models are lighter by far.
madzone
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I was the least glittery pink child you could ever wish to meet. It does seem to be quite a common thing for women to suddenly become more girly when they hit middle age though so maybe there's something in your theory after allah, trying to regain your childhood as middle-age creeps in
madzone
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Do they do therm in pink? With smiley faces on them?
Course you were
Dont worry, you're in excellent company: I'm pretty retarded myself most of the time. Those moments of clarity tho, make it all worth it.
I've had my morning classes and now I'm getting paid to sit around in my underwear posting crap on here cos all my afternoon students are snowed under with work so have cancelled on me.
Nothing to do today cept for run down and get some beers and entertain some mates round mine this arvo.
Biddlybee
making knots with sticks
I've bought a henry now, was enough to get to that decision... shouldn't have to make it again for a few years
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
I've bought a henry now, was enough to get to that decision... shouldn't have to make it again for a few years
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
Biddlybee
making knots with sticks
I ain't swayed that easily by this place
Unless it comes to suggestions of food
Bit spiteful eh?I hope he loses his suction when someone tries to shag him
