19.00 - Heroes (BBC Twelvety)
Episode 3,678
DotCommunist is revealed to be RenegadeDog's mum. RenegadeDog also discovers he is related to SpookyFrank. New superhero Augie March arrives in town, with the power of eating a pie. Tragically, 8ball is killed.
20.00 - Heroes (BBC Parliament)
Episode 3,679
RenegadeDog turns out to be DotCommunist's mum. SpookyFrank is too. But only in the future. Augie March is never seen again, with no explanation. Balbi arrives in town, in the past. He has the power of not eating a pie which he uses to escape from Level 5 where he is in the future. 8ball comes back from the dead with a startling new twist. He is killed.
23.40 - Heroes (Ceefax)
Episode 3,685
Everyone is SpookyFrank's mum, including himself. 8ball, who was dead, and then not dead, and then dead again, has actually never been dead. He takes the power of not eating a pie from Balbi, and uses it against Bob the Lost, but it does not work, because Bob the Lost has the power of placing his hat on a hatstand, and therefore can divide numbers by zero. He uses this to stop time and go into the past from the future which brings him back to where he is now but in a different reality where he kills 8ball, by eating a pie.
20.00 - Heroes (UK Shitpeas)
Episode 12
The whole thing goes back in fucking time and everyone is noone's mum but secretly they are. Fat Keanu is Mohinder's father's research is 8ball is SpookyFrank is you, and you are dead. You have the power of disinterest. Everyone is permanently forgotten, apart from the little girl, who reveals that this will all have been a great big lot of toss. In the future.
