Helpful labels

[waverunner]

Yes but you must remember... all these labels are on there for a reason. Cos people have done stupid things like ironed their clothes while wearing them, eaten peanuts whilst having a peanut allergy but not stopping to think that nuts might kill them etc. I remember a chainsaw somewhere once with the warning 'do not use on genitals' or something to that effect... very worrying...

 

[sojourner]

Yes but you must remember... all these labels are on there for a reason. Cos people have done stupid things like ironed their clothes while wearing them, eaten peanuts whilst having a peanut allergy but not stopping to think that nuts might kill them etc. I remember a chainsaw somewhere once with the warning 'do not use on genitals' or something to that effect... very worrying...

I think that's what's so frightening about them...the fact that they have to put them on there, cos someone somewhere has done something reallllly dumb with the product

 

[feyr]

http://forum.weebls-stuff.com/archive/index.php/t-2758.html

 

[kakuma]

i always like the ones on cheapy wine which says can be drunk alone or with a meal

encouraging me to drink alone

 

[sojourner]

http://forum.weebls-stuff.com/archive/index.php/t-2758.html

Hehe, my faves:


On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping

On a refrigerator:
Refrigerate after opening.

On a disposable razor:
Do not use this product during an earthquake.

 

[feyr]

i've just eaten my lunch, my fave sandwhich- chicken and bacon, yummy. i was delighted to find that it had, according to the label, been "specially created for [me]" . so you can imagine my dismay when i returned to the shop to purchase a mars bar, to find that 3 identical sandwhichs to that which i purchased were available for purchase, all puporting to be specially for you i feel cheap and used, falling for that sandwhiches sweet talk as i did