Help1 ,y keyboqrd hqs gone zierd111!!!

Discussion in 'computers, web and general tech' started by fizzerbird, Jun 1, 2018.

  1. fizzerbird

    fizzerbird Craving Synergy

    ,y keyboqrd keys hqve qll ju,bled up§1

    Hoz do I get it bqck to nor,ql!!§§ùù

    zhere the fuck is the auestion ,qrk"'(-è_


    I cqnnot find the auestion ,qrkù

    help ,e pleqse
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  2. fizzerbird

    fizzerbird Craving Synergy

    & é " ' ( - è è

    still cqnnot find the fucking auestion ,qrk§

    itùs been stolen
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  3. fizzerbird

    fizzerbird Craving Synergy

    ffs1 this is doing ,y noggin in

    itùs probqbly so,ething si,ple but I need to sort it qs I cqnnot zrite up trqining sessions on ,y fucking phone111&&

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  4. sparkling

    sparkling Townie learning to be country

    Oh it’s like going back ten years.
    Lovely Fizz xxx
  5. fizzerbird

    fizzerbird Craving Synergy

    I love you spqrkling but this isnùt helping ,y dile,q§§§

    Zhere qre qll the techy boffs zhen you need the,§

    I q, not ,essing qbout1 ,y keyboqrd is posessed1

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  6. S☼I

    S☼I Are they supposed to be as sick as you and me?

    I can't tell any difference to standard Fizzer posts
  7. fizzerbird

    fizzerbird Craving Synergy

  8. S☼I

    S☼I Are they supposed to be as sick as you and me?

    Have you tried turning it off and on again?
  9. Crispy

    Crispy The following psytrance is baṉned: All

    Press and hold the windows key and tap space bar. It should cycle through keyboard layouts. You want ENG UK. You're in AZERTY for some reason.
  10. fizzerbird

    fizzerbird Craving Synergy

    yes I hqve

    ,qkes no difference

    Iùve tried settings qlso

    thing is; I q, noz getting used to the ju,bledness qnd cqn reqd zhqt i, typing but thqts not going to help zith zriting e,qils to others or zriting trqining plqnning sessions for others to viez1
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  11. fizzerbird

    fizzerbird Craving Synergy

    Oh thqnk the gqzds1

    Iùll try thqt1

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  12. fizzerbird

    fizzerbird Craving Synergy

    testing testing one two three 1 2 3

    Yay! Thanks Crispy :thumbs:

    I have no idea why I ended up on AZERTY :hmm:

    Phew! :) x
  13. Crispy

    Crispy The following psytrance is baṉned: All

    Now go Start, Settings (gear wheel icon), Time & Language, Region & Language

    Now you can remove languages and keyboard layouts you don't need (ie all of them except English (UK) and QWERTY (UK)
  14. gentlegreen

    gentlegreen sproutarian

    Kudos for figuring that out, Enigma style :D
    I've never encountered that in all my years working in IT support - rotated screens, yes.
  15. sparkling

    sparkling Townie learning to be country

    Azerty? I’ve not heard of this?
  16. gentlegreen

    gentlegreen sproutarian

  17. gentlegreen

    gentlegreen sproutarian

    I had a bilingual colleague who once bought a cheap portable computer with that limitation :)
    When in France I suspect I will carry a spare UK keyboard for when I inevitably end up helping fix people's PCs ...
  18. fizzerbird

    fizzerbird Craving Synergy

    oooooh I'ts french!

    Well it's also gone now! Gawd knows how I managed to get on that? :confused:

    Thanks again Crispy :thumbs:
  19. gentlegreen

    gentlegreen sproutarian

    Just removed US "English" :D
  20. mauvais

    mauvais change has become unavoidable


    Different frequencies of letters in the French language, combined with the history of typewriters.
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  21. 8ball

    8ball Considerably more oppressed than yow

    My French ain't that great, but it wasn't like any French I've ever seen. :p
    cupid_stunt, tim, fizzerbird and 2 others like this.
  22. gosub

    gosub ~#

    Thanks for that, a simple jpeg that clearly demonstrates just how wrong the French are.
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  23. UnderAnOpenSky

    UnderAnOpenSky baseline neural therapy

    They have them in Morocco as well. It used to be a slight test of my typing skills to change it to QWERTY and ignore what was on the keys in front of me.
  24. Voley

    Voley Ramoner

    Ever come across keyboards that don't have the @ sign? Popular in Guatemala a few years back for reasons that baffled me. Sending an email meant finding an @ sign on the net somewhere and c&p-ing it.

    I wonder if they were AZERTY keyboards or something similar. Are there better keyboard layouts for Spanish?
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  25. JimW

    JimW 支那暗杀团

    Great example of how reading the language doesn't really rely too much on spelling and punctuation for the gist.
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  26. Voley

    Voley Ramoner

    This is my new favourite exclamation.
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  27. 8ball

    8ball Considerably more oppressed than yow

    Especially since it means "shitballs" in !xhosa.
  28. trabuquera

    trabuquera Modesty Bag

    Genuinely thought that fizzer had fused at a molecular level with writer China Mieville to produce the best sci-fi / weird / cyberpunk novel EVER.
  29. Puddy_Tat

    Puddy_Tat for the workers' breakfast

    all bound for :mù!,:mù!, land...

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  30. mauvais

    mauvais change has become unavoidable

    Spanish is the same as QWERTY except it has an Ñ after L.
    dessiato likes this.

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