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I always have a can of butterbeans........... just in case!
help me with houmous
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I always have a can of butterbeans........... just in case!
of course he does...... everyone does.............. don't they??
not jeebus, no.
No
I think that's what it needs, but have no more garlic or lemon juice. Will get more tomorrow.
Thanks pip, you've been really helpful. Unlike others I could mention
It would be easier to just buy a tub of houmous...
pigtails
putting the tit in titilate
Thanks pip, you've been really helpful. Unlike others I could mention
You talking about me?????
DaRealSpoon
Do not try and bend the spoon...
Carrot - yes
Loo roll - yes, if you shred it up really small. Just paper ennit!
Flour - No
Fabric conditioner - ... Maybe
I'm on some kind of wartime butterbean hoarding flex. Don't make me list the tins in my tin cupboard.
Herbsman.
Nah Lotion, Pet, Nor Powder.
thats because youre not an interesting, slightly eccentric foodie like _pH_When I'm bored I read a book or something. I don't ever think "Oh, I know what I can do, I'll make some houmous".
Especially not after 11pm.
Weirdo.
It would be easier to just buy a tub of houmous...
but not as satisfying. or pointless.
pigtails
putting the tit in titilate
It would be easier to just buy a tub of houmous...
The voice of reason
no.
pigtails
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Where do you think the phrase "jesus fucking christ" comes from??
Jesus fucking himself - obv
Pointless being the operative word.
Weirdo.
I could stop loving you, you know.
DaRealSpoon
Do not try and bend the spoon...
I usually have butterbeans... I now feel like somehow that isn't a common thing to keep 
pigtails
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Maybe
Oh really???
well you better watch I don't come over there and do something unpleasent with that houmous!
I usually have butterbeans... I now feel like somehow that isn't a common thing to keep
Ignore them, it's completely normal.
Nah! That'll never happen.
Until you spot my fb status....
Nah, it won't happen.
*goes to check fb*
why, you.....!! *shakes fist*
Oh really???
well you better watch I don't come over there and do something unpleasent with that houmous!
What, like eat it? That would be the most unpleasant thing to do with it tbh.
pigtails
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Night pfft!
Love you!!!!!
night moomoo xxxx
(I'm telling your daughter of you. She'll tell you off and won't let you wear her clothes any more)
night moomoo xxxx
(I'm telling your daughter of you. She'll tell you off and won't let you wear her clothes any more)
Lol! You're gonna get me into trouble with M!
