Help! Everyone I know is scum...:(

Discussion in 'premium chat' started by EastEnder, Apr 1, 2015.

  1. EastEnder

    EastEnder Brixton Barnacle

    During my recent acquaintance audit it became clear to me that everyone I know is terribly beneath me, some shockingly so...:(

    Uncouth, uncultured, uncivilised, ghastly to look at, no manners whatsoever & worst of all, embarrassingly poor!!

    Fewer than half of my acquaintances even have trust funds!! :eek: Seriously!! :(

    I've grown so intolerably weary of being surrounded by all these wage slave, soap dodging, lottery ticket buying peasants, I must expunge the scum & seek out a finer calibre of acquaintance.

    But how? I've scanned the classifieds of both Tatler & Country Life to no avail. I had one of my junior butlers spend the week outside Harrods, eyeing up any potential replacements, but he came away empty handed, so I had to dismiss him & have his family deported.

    So I'm opening up the floor to suggestions from like minded souls - but please note, only reply if your family name appears prominently in the Doomsday Book & your family crest is, or has recently been, on display in the National Gallery.
    mango5, Choc, 5t3IIa and 3 others like this.
  2. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model every man and every woman is a star

    a few years ago i would have advised the tolling gang or meanwhile at the bar but there are no longer the alternatives to this place there used to be. you're stuck here i'm sorry to say.
  3. BoxRoom

    BoxRoom Flip.

    I would ask a few of my chums but I don't do manual labour. Sorry, old chap.
  4. fizzerbird

    fizzerbird Always there when I need me...

    I remember those..I was Both 'Sparticus" AND "No, I'm Sparticus" got really confusing...:rolleyes:
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  5. kebabking

    kebabking Not a Girly Swot, but I like them....

    i'm sorry to say, but by a mans friends shall ye know him....
  6. girasol

    girasol Ubuntu

    Are your friends also a bit dim? And are some of them wimmin?
  7. EastEnder

    EastEnder Brixton Barnacle

    Even worse, some are both a bit dim & wimmin, and foreigners!!! :eek:

    I mean it's one thing to have barely literate foreign types scrubbing out the stables or cleaning the chimney, but one shouldn't have to interact with such beasts. God only knows what unspeakable diseases these folk are riddled with! :(
    Choc likes this.
  8. ElizabethofYork

    ElizabethofYork Witchsmeller Pursuivant

    Can't you look up some of your old school chums? The old alma mater, what?
  9. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model every man and every woman is a star

    he looks down on his auld school chums :(
  10. Bahnhof Strasse

    Bahnhof Strasse A-wob a-bob bob

    That's the problem, so many traditional schools are being overrun by Johnnies from the far east, Russia etc. and to be frank, these people are scum.

    Really need to avoid Eton, Harrow, Rugby et al these days, stick to the Gordonstouns for academic indifference, brutality and buggery; but at least there are no oiks.
    Last edited: Apr 1, 2015
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  11. EastEnder

    EastEnder Brixton Barnacle

    The accursed nouveau riche...:mad:

    God, how I despise them! These "people" don't even have the good grace to pretend they were born into money! :eek: :facepalm:
  12. Pseudopsycho

    Pseudopsycho I ate all your bees

    They probably bought their furniture too.
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