During my recent acquaintance audit it became clear to me that everyone I know is terribly beneath me, some shockingly so... Uncouth, uncultured, uncivilised, ghastly to look at, no manners whatsoever & worst of all, embarrassingly poor!! Fewer than half of my acquaintances even have trust funds!! Seriously!! I've grown so intolerably weary of being surrounded by all these wage slave, soap dodging, lottery ticket buying peasants, I must expunge the scum & seek out a finer calibre of acquaintance. But how? I've scanned the classifieds of both Tatler & Country Life to no avail. I had one of my junior butlers spend the week outside Harrods, eyeing up any potential replacements, but he came away empty handed, so I had to dismiss him & have his family deported. So I'm opening up the floor to suggestions from like minded souls - but please note, only reply if your family name appears prominently in the Doomsday Book & your family crest is, or has recently been, on display in the National Gallery.