There's no point in having fish and chips around here: it'd just be an expensive disappointment. Even the chippy in Blackheath village, which supposedly has quite a good reputation, is rubbish: £6 for a poxy little bit of badly-cooked fish and a miserly portion of semi-cold chips.
I wish someone would invent a teleporter, and then I could nip to Smithy's chippy in 'ull for my tea whenever I felt like it.
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