used to have one years ago when i lived in southfields (nr wimbledon) we were really bad at paying, he'd leave increasingly desperate notes as we always slept in when he came around to collect at the weekend
i want a milkman! Not that i drink much milk, but...
how much taller is a glass milk bottle than your standard one-pint placcy carton? I have a teeny fridge at work for my milk (brekkie cereal), and i'm worried that a bottle might not fit in.
The milkman who delivers on our street hates me because I don't use milk. He cruises past in his float, giving me the evil eye till he's hanging out of the cab, glaring back over his shoulder at me (and not looking at the road).
We have a milkman. He's got more than a touch of the Benny Hills about him, and used to perv at Ms Pembrokestephen until I appeared.
They used to deliver Dairy Crest milk, but switched to some dairy in Bridgend, and the stuff was horrible - always seemed very slightly "off" and rarely made it to the drink-by date, so we fucked him off, and told him to come back when he'd got a better supplier.
A month later, he did, and we now get milk that's grown 10 miles up the road in Bethesda. It's good stuff, we're happy, he's happy. Except his wife, but she's happy cos she gets to get her own back by chatting me up on the doorstep while he sits in the van when she comes for the money.
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