London_Calling
Pleasant and unpatronising
Zane Lowe said there was one with 'flag' written on it and that he "liked out the box thinking".
Out of his box more like. 'kin idiot.
Out of his box more like. 'kin idiot.
A disabled viewing platform - they're at the major stages for people with mobility issues. It means you can sit down and still see what's going on as they're raised up (apart formt he one at the acoustic stage which was fucking useless as it was only about a foot off the ground so you couldn't see anything if anyone was standing in front of it)what's a disabled platform? Is that where you had to go?![]()
A disabled viewing platform - they're at the major stages for people with mobility issues. It means you can sit down and still see what's going on as they're raised up (apart formt he one at the acoustic stage which was fucking useless as it was only about a foot off the ground so you couldn't see anything if anyone was standing in front of it)
I did actually find that one vaguely amusing for 30 seconds as wellZane Lowe said there was one with 'flag' written on it and that he "liked out the box thinking".
Out of his box more like. 'kin idiot.

we hope it doesnt cause anyone else any inconvenience.
That's not why the majority have them though, is it? That massive I heart sausage one for example.Because my daughter sat on my mobile, breaking the screen so I couldnt read texts... the flag serves as a meeting point and since we dont go near the front and have a very long pole we hope it doesnt cause anyone else any inconvenience. Many festie goers have been glad to have it near them cos weve waved it for others to find each other in a crowd. Its very useful if kids need to pop and use the loo or stuff, old enough to go alone but difficult even as an adult to find your starting point in a huge crowd... must be even harder for a 10/12 year old
we hope it doesnt cause anyone else any inconvenience.

it's just a bit of fun - it's a festival after all. i suppose everyone should go to bed at midnight too?
it's just a bit of fun - it's a festival after all. i suppose everyone should go to bed at midnight too?

I never know if you're playing devils advocaaaaaat or being a bit of a duncethat's ok, i'll just get in front of you so i can see the tiny band in the distance properly. looking at the stage is overrated anyway. it's more fun looking at the crowd, the flags and your mates enjoying themselves instead of getting on their high horses about a bit of cloth.

but they always fucking do. Just think about it - if you're in a crowd, it's inconcievable that your flag isn't blocking some people's view of a band they'd quite like to see, thanks.
It's selfish, and there are other ways to locate people
because werent generally 'IN a crowd' for safety reasons unlike the tards who go three rows from the front with their fucking heeeuge flagNot when we generally stand RIGHT at the back so the kids can get to and from the loos and have 8m pole......( near the urinals usually- another good meeting point which the kids navigate from)
If you have a better way for a smallish child to relocate adults after nipping to the loo when the main stages are blasting and the mobile coverage is shite Id love to hear it Mr expert![]()
Or a football team flag - there were a few of those. Very new Glastonbury.


i think you've missed the point. I've been stuck behind an array of flags thick enough that no matter how much i shifted to left or right I couldn't see a band I really want to watch. That's inconsiderate and has nothing to do with being a killjoy
You asked whether anyone waved one, and what our excuse was... I gave it... you said it had better be good and to be honest the excuse is better than most people would give I think we also have more consideration for other people- both our group and others( hence where we place ourselves) than most all round so![]()
Have you ever stood in the middle of the crowd in front of the stage at a festival waving a flag.
i did also say
which you don't do.
i'm gonna go to glasto next year now with the biggest fuck off flag i can find.
it shall read 'don't lend dub a fiver'
it will be hilarious

i'm gonna go to glasto next year now with the biggest fuck off flag i can find.
it shall read 'don't lend dub a fiver'
it will be hilarious

... no matter how much i shifted to left or right I couldn't see a band I really want to watch...
being a shortarse (and shortsighted) i'm not sure i've ever really "watched" a band, unless i'm literally front row i can't see a thing anyway, i just listen and dance :shrug: