Have you ever 7 balled anyone at pool?

Discussion in 'general sports' started by DotCommunist, Oct 13, 2013.

  1. peterkro

    peterkro Greasin' on American Express card.

    Haven't played for years but once or twice.I played a guy in NZ called Squidly Diddly who would give anyone a seven ball start and beat them nine times out of ten.Smart git. (it's not that difficult just never leave a shot on the black ball)
  2. N_igma

    N_igma Epistemic nuisance

    We call it 'brushing' someone. I've done it a few times it's a great feeling I've also had it done to me a few times and it feels shit! Pool can elicit some amazing emotions great little game :)
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  3. Gareth Breeze

    Gareth Breeze New Member

    Yes, I remember it well. It was 10/10/2018. I was on lunch at work and a hairy man approached me asking to play.. He looked like a mountain Lion I could see he was nervous, he said he was a Liverpool fan so I could see why he had a lack of confidence. He had one shot and I 7 balled the hairy beast. Big G
  4. souljacker

    souljacker Esquire

  5. tommers

    tommers Your disco needs you

    I was on holiday once and this really drunk guy came up and asked if I wanted to play.

    7 balled me from the first shot. Said he was a hustler who spends the holiday period making money off tourists.

    Came up the next day and asked if I wanted to play again. This time it was really close, I might even have beat him. Then he asked if I wanted to play the next game for money. :D Obviously forgotten what he told me the night before.
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  6. Gareth Breeze

    Gareth Breeze New Member

    Update: I have just 5 balled the mountain lion again. This time he was in disguise wearing a purple wig. It was 100% him. Maybe he is sick of me beating him and he is trying to disguise himself? Update to follow.

    Big G
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  7. sarahjo

    sarahjo Member

    There is this friend of mine, who wants to play pool every weekend and she has seen 7 balled defeat quite a lot of time from me.
  8. Boris Sprinkler

    Boris Sprinkler Jah bless

    I was barred from a local pub after been seven balled by my mate.
    It was one of them charlie chalk fun family places. On a saturday afternoon.
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  9. SpookyFrank

    SpookyFrank If it's alive, don't lick it.

    I used to drink in a serious pool player's pub, with a split level set up so that the bar overlooked the tables. I always played my mate, a youth worker who looked like a teenage girl herself, and because playing pool with kids all day was about half her actual job she was pretty good. She seven-balled me a few times and the old boys perched at the bar never let me forget it.

    I got my revenge by cleaning them all out in the wednesday night poker games :cool:
  10. Wilf

    Wilf Dances like a Christian

    Just once - and unseen! In an empty Blackpool pub aged around 18, played me mate. He went in off the break, gave me 2 shots and then went to the bogs. I then cleared up unseen (but using the 2 shots, does that still count?). Ended up having serious neck surgery a few years later, so can't repeat the feat (can't tip me head back, so I can't play :( ).
  11. maomao

    maomao 四月她爹

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  12. Jon-of-arc

    Jon-of-arc Ransom'd, Stoopid & Roofless

    I'm quite shit at pool, and also have an optimum level of drink of circa 2 pints. I did once come really close to 7 balling a colleague, Curtis, who could really play. My game was on point, which means I nailed 6 of my balls, completely fluked 1 of them (went for an easy corner shot, some how fucked it up, but the white went off at some random angle and knocked out this tricky fucker at the other end of the table), then had absolutely no shots on the black, drowned out by a sea of colours. Up to that point, Curt had been looking at me with something approaching awe, and it felt good. He came to the table and smashed home 6 of his balls, but I managed to get victory, the only time I ever beat him.
  13. mauvais

    mauvais change has become unavoidable

    Two fewer balls though.

    Wig, fake moustache: 3 balled

    Wig, tache, mystery accent: ordinary 1 ball victory

    Wig, tache, accent, stood outside with a torch sending morse code signals to three children stacked on top of each other in one trenchcoat a la Vincent Adultman who play for him: it is YOU who is 7 balled.
  14. isvicthere?

    isvicthere? a.k.a. floppybollocks

    Yes, in the Albert.
  15. Gareth Breeze

    Gareth Breeze New Member

    Afternoon, back again... 2nd time in my pool career i have 7 balled another human being.

    Happened at approx 13:20pm 28/01/2019 - My opponent was flabbergasted.. i recall he had one shot.. very embarrassing. Below is a picture of my victim..

    Big G

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  16. woools

    woools Banned Banned

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  17. S☼I

    S☼I bullshit bullshit my line

    U ok hun?
  18. belboid

    belboid TUC Off Your Knees

    But what are your thoughts on lawn care?
  19. editor

    editor hiraethified

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  20. Wilf

    Wilf Dances like a Christian

    And don't let anybody tell you different. :thumbs:
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  21. Wilf

    Wilf Dances like a Christian

    Wasn't the traditional greeting something about Hobnobs and a fiver?

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    petee i'm spartacus

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