Have you ever 7 balled anyone at pool?

Discussion in 'general sports' started by DotCommunist, Oct 13, 2013.

  1. DotCommunist

    DotCommunist slowtime

    Just twice for me, in a long career of pool I have managed this holy grail. God it feels good. And the first time wasn't against a man absent skill. He just fucked the break and then I cleared up. When it was down to final balls him and his mate started cussing my mother, calling me out on personal hygiene- the works. All to break my nerve. After such ungentlemanly and unsporting behaviour I felt entirely justified in doing two victory laps round the table and saying 'seven balls bruv, you've took a hell of a beating'

    the thrill of victory!
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  2. fen_boy

    fen_boy Exits gracefully.

    I've played Pool five times in total and seven-balled my opponent in every game. I gave up because it was too easy. I'll never play again. I'm the Kim-Jong Il of Pool.
  3. InfoBurner

    InfoBurner Everything Is Under Control

    Round our end most traditional pubs have a forfeit for being 7 balled, usually involving athletic public nudity
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  4. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model every man and every woman is a star


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  5. DotCommunist

    DotCommunist slowtime

    pants round the table?

    thats an old school punishment
  6. Zapp Brannigan

    Zapp Brannigan Built like a steakhouse, handles like a bistro

    There's nothing more satisfying than dishing out The Wasted Pound* - challenger pays, champion breaks & clears up. Winner stays on.

    * I remember when it was 10p etc - £1 each for quiz machine, jukebox, crisps and pool? It's a national disgrace.
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  7. stavros

    stavros Well-Known Member

    Twice I think, to different people. My smug self-satisfaction was sufficient to not demand the table run forfeit.
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  8. Maurice Picarda

    Maurice Picarda Actually, might as well flounce.

    Does miniclip count? If so, dozens of times.
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  9. ska invita

    ska invita back on the other side

    yes... american pool more though

    once i was in a hostel that had a pool table and this big-ego twat was dominating the table - no one could beat him - after about an hour it was my go, he was still unbeaten.
    he breaks and in goes the black. "Whose next?" I asked chuffed, only for him to have a hissy fit and say that if you pot the black on the break that means you win, and he got his management mate to back him up - small town p:mad::mad::mad:k (22 years later and i still havent gotten over that!)
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  10. Athos

    Athos Well-Known Member

    7 balled. Nothing.

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  11. blairsh

    blairsh Dickhead

    Yes. Unfortunately the guy i usually play at pool and snooker beats me nearly all the time and has seven balled me on several occasions :oops:
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  12. bi0boy

    bi0boy Power User

    No. I am shit at pool, but slightly less shit after a couple of pints, I think.
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  13. Monkeygrinder's Organ

    Monkeygrinder's Organ Dodgy geezer swilling vapid lager

    Officially it's a re-rack I think (not that most people pay official rules of course).
  14. trampie

    trampie Ba..ba..blacksheep Banned

    I've done it loads of times, if the balls break right off the break and with a bit of luck and a true table and an inform player, its well doable for your average team player.
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  15. beesonthewhatnow

    beesonthewhatnow going deaf for a living

    Should have been a re rack.

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  16. S☼I

    S☼I walk the water like a sun

    My optimum level for being not-EVER-so-shit-at-pool was between pints 4 and 5 if I remember rightly. But I have never 7 balled anyone, I think I only did more than 4 balls in a row a couple of times. Not really my game, I'm more badminton
  17. Pingu

    Pingu Credo

    round here its known as a "tin hat". and yes i have inflicted it on several occasions to less skilled/more drunk players
  18. white rabbit

    white rabbit Less than zero R.I.P.

    A real jock type in a bar in Oakland. Luck was definitely on my side, I slammed the cue ball and they each went in. He said, you play hard and fast like I like it. Through gritted teeth. :D I'm normally shit.
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  19. chasbo zelena

    chasbo zelena Banned Banned

    My friend, an average pool player, 7-balled another friend twice in Paris.

    Friend A had taken Ketamine for the first time in his life, and said that the table turned into a series of geometrical lines.

  20. Puddy_Tat

    Puddy_Tat That's Puddy Tat Esq to you

    i think there is an optimum amount of booze for playing pool. the graph goes something like

    no booze - shit
    modest amount of booze - less shit
    more booze - shit
  21. Lord Camomile

    Lord Camomile Lemonade socialist

    Once at uni, when slightly drunk.

    I didn't enforce the "lap round the table with your trousers round your ankles" forfeit which I was told is standard.
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  22. Mungy

    Mungy i haz boobz

    once, on a dodgy table against a player who is normally considerably better than me. it was a fluke.
  23. handy1

    handy1 A certain Man U fan ; )

    Loads of times,it's not hard and it's called "whitewashing" :)
  24. white rabbit

    white rabbit Less than zero R.I.P.

    This is true. Though it occurred to me that the first few games are a warm up, then you get into your stride. Then the booze takes over and you lose it.
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  25. SpookyFrank

    SpookyFrank If it's alive, don't lick it.

    I can only play pool when I've drunk two pints and the top inch or two of a third.
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  26. Lord Camomile

    Lord Camomile Lemonade socialist

    A metaphor for life if ever there were one ;)
  27. tar1984

    tar1984 write a song, i'll sing along

    We call it 'grannying', the unfortunate loser has been 'grannied'.
  28. friedaweed

    friedaweed Sitting down for a wee

    I used to get payed to play pool:cool:

    I tin hatted a weegie in Bournemouth once and he tried to glass me for it:mad::facepalm:
  29. Johnny Canuck3

    Johnny Canuck3 Well-Known Member

    No. Not even playing my kids when they were little, on my cousin's table, back on the prairies.

    I know it's macho to be a pool dude. I'm not that terrible, actually [with a nod to shoring up my own nascent machismo...], but I ain't never ran seven balls.

    But I like real ale and push up bras on hot broads. Honest I do.
  30. dessiato

    dessiato Life is a lemon, and I want my money back

    Yes, many years ago in my mis-spent youth I was invited to play for Yorkshire (a bit of a come down for a born and bred Lincolshire man) and was playing for fun against someone who was a beginner. He took the break, I beat him.

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